Potent Potables
Mock Government Presidents
T. Hanks
SoCal
2022 #1 Songs
200

Vodka is famously made from this plant.

Potatoes

200

This president famously wrote the Anti-Toxicity Bill and resigned on December 7th, 2020, leading to the collapse of the First Republic.

Dusky

200

Tom Hanks played a conductor, hobo, and Santa Claus in this 2004 motion capture Christmas film.

The Polar Express

200

This county makes up the other half of the Los Angeles Metropolitan Area and includes cities such as Anaheim and Santa Ana.

Orange

200

This Christmas song by Mariah Carey was #1 for the first two and last three weeks of 2022.

All I Want for Christmas Is You

400

Alcoholic beverages contain this type of alcohol, also found in gasoline.

Ethanol

400

This president ran with Dusky and narrowly defeated Clever in a runoff in what was known as one of the earliest establishment vs. populism elections.

Blacktrun

400

Hanks had one of his earliest film acting roles in this 1986 comedy about a couple renovating their dream home.

The Money Pit

400

This is the name given to San Bernardino and Riverside Counties, and includes cities such as Temecula, Ontario, and Murrieta.

Inland Empire

400

This song by Oxford band Glass Animals was Billboard's #1 Song of 2022.

Heat Waves

600

This type of alcoholic beverage is made using a metal shaker, and was named in a Jimmy Buffett song.

Margarita

600

This president was the first to be re-elected with their running mate Katt in the second republic.

Martinez

600

Hanks played Captain John Miller in this famous 1998 war movie about D-Day, considered one of the greatest of all time.

Saving Private Ryan

600

This city, home of current House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (as of December 2022), is located in Kern County near its famous oil fields.

Bakersfield

600

This playwright wrote the song We Don't Talk About Bruno, the first song from an animated Disney movie to reach #1 on the Billboard charts.

Lin-Manuel Miranda

800

This state has the highest death rate from alcohol poisoning, with a rate of 46.5 deaths per million residents.

Alaska

800

This president defeated Jolly in an August 2021 election while running a satirical campaign.

Bill Hader

800
Hanks played this manager to Elvis Presley in his 2022 eponymous biopic.
Col. Tom Parker
800

This congressman served in the 49th district from 2003 to 2019 before retiring and was later elected in the 50th district in 2020.

Darrell Issa

800

This song got Nicki Minaj her first solo #1 hit on the Billboard charts and samples a 1981 song from Rick James, also sampled by MC Hammer.

Super Freaky Girl

1000
Martinis are famously made from this alcohol drink.

Gin

1000

This president served multiple terms as President Pro Tempore at the start of the Second Republic and was the first to be elected in the Third Republic.

zUni
1000

Hanks married this actress in 1988, who acted in films including Sleepless in Seattle and Jingle All the Way.

Rita Wilson

1000

This city is home to one of the largest airplane storage facilities at the Southern California Logistics Airport.

Victorville

1000

This song went to #1 for a week in October 2022 and was by Sam Smith and Kim Petras, the latter of whom was the first transgender artist to get a #1 song on the Hot 100.

Unholy