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“I’m very sorry from the bottom of my heart, if it had come out the other end, it would have been a fart.”
-Ryan, after burping
“I love bologna.”
-Ryan, who then went on to describe in detail the perfect bologna sandwich
“That’s a great way to lose a nipple.”
-Ryan, when talking about sliding on your stomach?
“You should look up Blanche Taylor Moore…fun fact, I’m related to her.”
-Isis, who apparently is related to a serial killer
“Guys I’m so excited about summer I could cry.”
-Charli, who apparently did cry about Christmas
“I’m glad you finally came out of your shell in the last 3 days of school.”
-Holly to Clair while making cards for Sarah
“You’re such a shop princess, are we for real?”
-Clair to Holly, when talking about not wanting to work harvest
“This is a good song…I put this on when I’m running late to school and then I’m magically on time”
-Holly, when hearing Black Betty by Ram Jam
“Your spots are buns then.”
-Ryan, talking about Ella not catching any fish at Dworshak
“I think it’s actually an addiction guys…I…like I…I don’t think I can stop.”
-Charli, about her Alanis
“They can tell we have a drinking problem.”
-Ella, when drinking a redbull
“Yes, I am being critical again.”
-Charli, to Mr. Moehrle
“Ope, just throw your leg up on the desk.”
-Holly to Ella, who put her leg up on the desk
“I’m gonna have a heart attack.”
-Ella, when talking about how many energy drinks she drinks
“Man…I love when things are on sale.”
-Ryan, when I bought She’s the Man