ALEX
The EXACT date of my birthday
5th of October, 2011
No one cares about your chiseled jawline 🙄
Mewing
This man can't stop giving out money!!!!
Mistor Bast
He's REALLY REALLY hyper most of the time
Sometimes he's just tired and lack energy
gabe GaBER
THE BEST ACCENT IMPRESSION YOU CAN DO
Hmmm.....
My blood is from this country
The Philippines
WHY IS THERE A CREEPY MAN IN MY TOILET???
Skibidi Toilet
THEY'RE EATING THE DOGS🐶
THEY'RE EATING THE CATS🐱
Donald Trump
He turned his backpack into a character
LAKAN
To give me your best dance moves
Y'all look like worms in salt
Hey, so can we stop talking about the fact that this is growing on my face?????
SHUT UP ABOUT MY MUSTACHE
Youtube but for people who have a short attention span. Yknow, the clock app???
TikTok
"Baby, baby, baby, oh"
Like, "Baby, baby, baby, no"
Like, "Baby, baby, baby, oh"
Justin Bieber
Her name rhymes with busy and she harasses me a lot😨😨😨😭😭😭😭
IZZY
To draw me under one minute on your paper
Best drawing gets the poitns!!
I used to have a huge obsession with this theme park
(Hint: It's in Virginia)
Busch Gardens
The app where arguments, cancelling, and other chaotic stuff take place
Oh yeah Elongated Musk owns it now
X/Twitter
This very rich singer who has a huge fandom and a huge carbon footprint, but she'll "shake it off"
(haha get it???)
Taylor Swift
Although he isn't really here in the room with us, he believes in communism, or something
Also he's kind of a narcissist
Henry Moffit
To say the most difficult you know that is in another language
Did you impress me?
The name I use online!!
Jester Bird
Two Japanese dental mascots who are heavily shipped by the internet
Dentman & Mr. Mutans
this japanese icon with nuclear blue twintail hair
HATSUNE MIKU
The mother.
(NOT ME)
Miles
To pronounce this word
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
UHHHHHH