Name all the mandem's top scorers this season.
Olivier Giroud, Robin Van Persie, Lionel Messi
Arjun is known as one of the greatest cap artists of this generation. One of his statements were that he moved to a 'leng blonde girl' at a concert a few years ago. What concert was this and how old was the girl?
21, The Weeknd
Name the top 5 scorers in the Premier League.
Haaland, Igor Thiago, Semenyo, Joao Pedro, Welbeck
Who was the prime minister of England before Winston Churchill?
Neville Chamberlain
Keyonte George
Who was the only player to miss a penalty in the Community Shield this season?
David was famously incredibly whipped over WGGS's head girl. Because of this, he did some interesting feats during their only Valentine's Day together? Name 2 things he did.
Love heart in his head, decorated his whole room, wrote a poem
On what date did Ruben Amorim's terrorism at United end?
January 5th 2026
What is the only flag without 4 sides?
Nepal
How many of my exes/ex-talking stages am I currently in contact with? Name then.
2, Sydney and Gabby.
One team has knocked a certain gaffer out of two competitions. Who was the gaffer, what competitions was were they, and who was the team?
Sam Adebayo, West Brom, Capital One Cup and FA Cup
DG and Juwy famously had an ongoing feud during the entirety of sixth form. During this feud, they fought over a certain girl. Who was the girl and what did they both plan on doing to win this war?
Raisa, kiss her at David's birthday motive
Daniel Kanu has been named as League Two YPOTS, how many goals did he score for Walsall in all competitions this season?
18
What is the only body part that is fully grown from birth?
Eyes
During university, I have branched out to other subjects because computer science stinks. In what subjects are the three non-computing modules have I taken?
Film and TV, Psychology, English
Out of the mandem, who has had the biggest win this season and what was the score?
David, 13-0
In DG's first competition post-shoulder injury, he dropped one of his biggest stinkers ever. Two questions: How did he obtain this injury and what country was this competition in?
On holiday with his girl and Norway
Bromley and Charlton have been on an upwards trajectory in recent years, whereas Sam's ends are very much not. But how many points are they currently off the playoffs?
6
Who discovered that the Earth revolves around the Sun?
Nicolaus Copernicus
Who were my top artists in 2025, according to my Spotify Wrapped?
GIVEON, Jack Harlow, Summer Walker, Tory Lanez, Drake
Sam Adebayo and Mikel Arteta are said to be two of the greatest bottlers of all time. This season, we have seen a generational bottle from both managers. How many gameweeks this season has Sam Adebayo been top of the league?
19
Parks could be on here for a multitude of reasons. The reason he's here today is his music taste. In a viral TikTok, Parks named his top 5 artists at a certain point in time. Please name 2 of the 5 artists he named.
Frank Sinatra, Loyle Carner, Playboy Carti, Adventure Time soundtrack
Sam Adebayo and Mikel Arteta are said to be two of the greatest bottlers of all time. This season, we have seen a generational bottle from both managers. How many days this season have Arsenal been top of the league?
207
Which country has a shipwreck on its national flag?
Bermuda
How many poems have I written?
60