Drunk History
THIS was the only president to ever resign from office.
Who is RICHARD NIXON?
(ACCEPT: NIXON)
I mix different liquids together and people pay me for my concoctions so they can drink them.
What is a BARTENDER?
This orange veggie can be eaten raw, roasted, or regretted when you drop it on the floor.
What is a CARROT?
In 1803, the U.S. bought 828,000 square miles from France for $15,000,000, doubling the country's size. It was known as...
What is THE LOUISIANNA PURCHASE?
I come to your house and manipulate you into getting what you didn't have, and probably don't need.
What is a DOOR-TO-DOOR SALESMAN?
ACCEPT: SALESMAN
This treat comes in bars, chips, ice cream, and is usually the go-to comfort food after a break-up.
What is CHOCOLATE?
Name One:
Both of these former presidents died on the same day: July 4, 1826 - the 50th anniversary of the adoption of the Declaration of Independence.
Bonus 500 points if you can name the other. (ONLY FOR THE PERSON WHO IDENTIFIES ONE OF THEM.)
Who is JOHN ADAMS/THOMAS JEFFERSON?
I ask extremely personal and intrusive questions when you come to me for help.
What is a PSYCHIATRIST?
ACCEPT: SHRINK/THERAPIST/COUNSELOR
This leafy vegetable is one of the main ingredients in coleslaw.
What is CABBAGE?
During THIS war, forces set fire to the White House and other government buildings.
What is THE WAR OF 1812?
What is an ANAESTHESIOLOGIST?
"Really thin pancakes"
What are CREPES?
Paul Revere is famous for his part in warning colonists of the British incursion. But, did you know that he wasn't the only rider? He was part of THIS group, that all played significant roles in gaining our independence. (Hint: NOT the Freemasons)
What is THE MECHANICS?
(ACCEPT: LIBERTY BOYS)
I enforce a rules of silence and respect for fallen trees.
What is a LIBRARIAN?
This leafy herb is used so often as garnish that most people forget it has flavor. Personally, I think it tastes like soap.
What is CILANTRO?