Food Jokes
What do you call cheese that isn't yous?
Nacho cheese!
You're in a race and in the end, you pass the person in 2nd place. What place do you finish the race in?
In 2nd place.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7,8,9!
Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
If it flew over a bay it would be a baygull!
What kind of jam can't you eat?
A traffic jam!
Why did the french fry cross the road?
To get to the other sides!
It has keys, but no locks. It has space, but no room. You can enter, but can’t go inside. What is it?
A keyboard!
How do you know a vampire has a cold?
If they start coffin!
What starts and ends with E but only has one letter?
An envelope!
Why was the baby strawberry crying?
Its parents were in a jam!
Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?
It might crack up!
What can jump higher than a building?
Anything that can jump-buildings can't jump silly!
What's a witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
Why isn't a nose 12 inches?
Because then it would be a foot!
What's a tornado's favorite game to play?
Twister!
What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?
An astronut!
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
She was stuffed!
How do you make a lemon drop?
Just let it fall!
Why can't you see an elephant hiding in a tree?
Because they're so good at it!
How do you know the ocean is friendly?
It waves!
In which school do you learn to make ice cream?
Sundae School!
What has ears but can't hear?
A cornfield!
Why can't Elsa have a ballon?
She will let it go!
Can February March?
No, but April May.
What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
Time to get a new clock!