Accomplishments(?)
I have hitchhiked in 2 different countries.
Who is Wandering Elise?
I was Grandma Irene's favorite child. She just told me not to tell anyone.
Who is Tryg, the Fabricator?
I went on my first date in first grade.
Who is "Fast" Lori?
In childhood my friend and I were convinced one of my neighbors was a criminal so we followed him at a distance and used binoculars to watch him from the backyard.
Who is Elise, the spy?
I stood up in a wedding for someone I've never met in person
Who is Mark, the wedding crasher?
I was voted best swing dancer in 7th grade gym class
Who is SwingsterTait?
I am a published poet and I went to high school with an international video game champion.
Who is Rhymin' Joe E?
I once violated the standards of the United States flag code, which called for the flag with which I was entrusted be ceremonially burned.
I was chased by police in college.
Who is Delinquent Paul?
I dyed my hair purple during quarantine.
Who is Lady Gaga Liz?
I was voted most unique style in 8th grade.
Who is Stylin' Joe L??
I made 6 dozen cookies on Christmas Eve.
Who is Hungry Jim?
As a kid I would get nervous about Santa coming into the home. My favorite reindeer is not the overrated Rudolph, but Blitzen.
Who is Terrified Tryg?
In college my roommates and I would hit each other with a wooden back scratcher as punishment for misconduct.
Who is Mark, the Punisher?
My dad wanted to name me Pheasant.
Who is (almost) Bird girl of California Lisa?
I once memorized all academy award winners from the World Book Encyclopedia.
Who is Movie Man Jim?
I once shot a hole-in-one golfing
Who is Tiger Tait?
I lost Prom King to a boy who broke both arms playing kickball.
Who is Runner-Up Joe?
I helped myself to all the candy while working the high school sports concession stand.
Who is Candy Man Paul?
I have a stick and poke tatoo.
Who is Tatoo Liz?
I was Scout of the Year because I sold so many cookies. When I went to deliver the cookies it was raining and the list of buyers and addresses which had been written in red ink were a river of red.
Who is Susie(Julie) Scout?
I wrote and starred in a play about a finger.
Who is Stagestruck Lori?
A teacher closed the door on my locker while I was hiding in it to surprise someone. I was too shy to tell her I was in there.
Who is Mousy Julie?
My basketball teammates and I drove a limousine onto our high school field house, unauthorized and unannounced, right through the athletic director's weekly badminton game.
Who is Degenerate David?
My first job in 6th grade was walking my neighbor's dog, Tiki, for 5 cents a walk.