Life's A Pitch
Michael Scorn
Harry Potter
NFL
100

This type of pitch is named for the direction it drops, from top to bottom, like the hands of a clock.

What is a 12-6 Curve?

100

At Jim and Pam’s wedding, Kevin had a wardrobe malfunction and resolved it by wearing these on his feet.

What are Tissue Boxes?

100

These small, horned, pale-green skinned water demons’ dwell in ponds and marshes waiting for children to come by.  One happened to be sitting in the corner of the room when Harry first visited Lupin’s office.

What is a Grindylow?

100

At 166, this player has the most fumbles in any NFL career.

Who is Brett Favre?

200

This shapely version of a changeup has 1-7 movement, like a screwball.

What is a Circle Changeup?

200

When introducing himself to the online dating world, Michael makes this his profile username.

What is Little Kid Lover?

200

What two puzzles are missed in the movies when they are getting the philosophers stone?

What are the Troll and Potions?

200

With a peak capacity of over 100,000 spectators, this stadium has the highest capacity of any NFL stadium

What is AT&T?

300

Few hitters feast on this breaking pitch like the burger of the same name; Ted Williams said it was "the greatest pitch in baseball"

What is a Slider?

300

The middle name of Michael Scott.

What is Gary?

300

Hermione Granger holds this as her middle name.

What is Jean?

300

This penalty is called when a wide receiver makes a catch after having exited, then re-entering, the field of play.

What is illegal touching?

400

Breaking away from a RHP, this mixture of a slider and fastball is faster than the slider, but more movement than the fastball.

What is a Splitter?

400

While it is fairly evident that Toby is the Scranton Strangler, this man was convicted for the crime.

Who is George Howard Scubb?

400

Vernon Dursley works for this type of manufacturing company.  

What is a Screwdriver?

400

This player holds the single season record for most touchdowns scored at 31. 

Who is Ladainian Tomlinson?

500

Aka the drooler, this pitch was banned in 1920 except for 17 hurlers who got to use it until they retired

What is a Spitball?

500

According to Prison Mike, this is the worst part of going to prison.

What are Dementors?

500

This was the first password used in the books for the Gryffindor House common room.

What is Caput Draconis?

500

The New Orleans Saints mascot is named after this food dish.

What is Gumbo?