You said WHAT?
"This isn't the confessional; there is no mercy, only judgment."
Who is Father Jergens?
The subject of Father Barry's apology in the bulletin.
What is skipping the hard parts of Exodus 90?
"Sheep. They're all sheep."
Who is Father Barry?
Father Jergens' personality when delivering a homily.
What is gentle and softspoken?
"I'm getting diabetes. It's the octave of Easter."
Who is Cross?
It's speedy freeze _________!
What is Sunday?
"Everything's easier if you stay ignorant."
Who is Mr. Regala?
Bill's hidden talent.
What is Wii Bowling?
"[Seminarians] are like built-in indentured servants."
Who is Shayne Reno?
Never leave your home without __________.
What is socks in your pocket?