I have no life, but I can die.
What am I?
Battery
What kind of band never plays music?
A rubber band
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future
Which number stays the same no matter what number you multiply it with?
Zero
What kind of cup doesn't hold water?
A cupcake
If you’re running in a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
Second place
What runs all around a backyard, yet never moves?
A fence
What starts with “t,” ends with “t,” and has “t” in it?
A teapot
What has words but never speaks?
A book
What can go through glass without breaking it?
Light
What goes up and down but doesn’t move?
A staircase
Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly
What has hands but cannot clap?
A clock
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old.
What am I?
A candle
John’s father has three sons: Huey, Louie, and _____?
John
What room do ghosts avoid?
The living room
I am an odd number,
take away a letter and I am even.
What am I?
Seven
If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me.
What am I?
A secret
What has a thousand needles but cannot sew?
A porcupine
The more of this there is, the less you can see. What is it?
Darkness.