Campus Celebrities
Our favorite goggled runner (also a smartie pants) that does tai chi.
Jacky Lei
erm actually
Steve Harvey
Priya + yachty
Priyacthy
the worst smelling dude in a white puffer. he does the same exercise in the gym for hours.
D1 stinker
Coconut
People usually dress up as him by putting pantyhose on their heads and drawing on his goatee (dale)
Pitbull
The most nonchalant person here AND the title of Harris' twitter's campaign (its neon yellow/green)
Mark + Kamala brat
MarKamala brat
Roommate of adi chopra, someone I ONLY SEE when Priya's on campus for some reason OR name the white haired bestie he's always with
Ansh/Yohan
Some group of kids that went famous at the party, specifically the turkish one
Turkish quandale dingle
Dwayne Johnson
The most chalant person in the room AND a type of mongoose
SaMeerKat
Launchpad "founder" that is no where to be found
Mukund Iyenger
A rich lady who makes "at-home" versions of ridiculous foods, talks softly, and puts the same background music to make people think of her when they hear it
Nara Smith
A guy with a long nose and a yellow entourage that wears overalls
Gru
The person with the most words per minute AND the sound of when that person's hand hits sameer's head
Samantha + thud
Samanthud
Scaring people at the already scarring Wittpen Walk, this animal made an appearance the entire Orientation Week
Gorilla
"*insert name* sells" means what?
That person sucks
The OG bald dude where this phrase came from
King Neptune
The person here with bones that go snap crackle pop AND an old classic song by Drake's disser (Kendrick)
Nabiha + Humble
Nabihumble (haha)