The early years
Dad Jokes
When and where?
Favorite things
Fact or Fiction?
100

Where is dads favorite childhood home?

What is Cheaha

100

Why were dads eyes so dry?

What is because he needed eye drops?

100

Dad served his mission in…

What is Colorado Springs, Colorado?

100

Favorite color?

What is green?

100

He once had a pet feret

What is Fact?

200

Who did Dad share a room with growing up?

Who is Uncle Adam?

200

What did the ocean say to the Brother of Jared?

Nothing, it just Waved.

200

Where was Wesley born?

What is Ft. Gaines, Georgia?

200

What is Dads favorite candy?

What is peanut m&ms?

200

He and his brother showed up to Wesley’s wedding wearing the same tie

What is FACT?

300

How did Dad had an unusual way to crank his truck in high school. What was it?

What is, a screwdriver?

300

Dad once had a beard. Why?

What is, at first he didn’t like it…but then it grew on him.

300

Growing up, Wesley moved around often. What place does he claim as his home?

What is Blue Springs?

300

When expecting his fourth child, what gender was Wesley hoping his last child would be?

What is a Boy? 

300

Worked at a restaurant called “Chili’s” in college

What is FICTION?

400

What branch of the military did dad serve in?

What is The Coast Guard?

400

Why does dad always walk diagnolly?

Because he’s the bishop!

400

Where did dad tell mom he was going the night before he proposed?

What is “to the movies”? (He lied)

400

What is Wesley’s favorite pass time?

What is Facebook marketplace?

400

Dad has never been to Alaska.

What is FICTION

500

As a child at Cheaha, Dad and Uncle Adam were playing on the hill behind the swimming pool and found a toy that we still have. What was that toy?

what is an ugly, half naked wrestler? 

500

What does Santa use to clean his tractor?

What is Santa-tizer?

500

What time was Wesley born on Dec 9?

What is 11:52?

500

What is Wesley’s favorite sports team?

What is, whatever team his sons play on? 

500

Dad has two college degrees

What is FACT?

(BONUS: name them.)