funny
100

when was the last time i got food poisoning 

....valentines day

200

how did i hurt my knee the night befor i passed out bc of the pain 

you checked me into the road

300

who took me home the time i blacking out and puked on joes bed 

jen jen 

400

how many times did i go on the iceskating rink drunk after frats 

4

500

what happed the first time i had an edible and who do i blame 

greened out (projectile vomited) and i blame sophie for telling me it would be fine