Video Game Dialogue
“I was wondering if even soldiers fall in love… [...] Can love bloom even on a battlefield?” Otacon asks Snake in this Kojima series.
Metal Gear (Solid)
Fantastic Beasts and Where to
Find Them (Movie)
Harry Potter
Red and spherical in nature with a tendency to leap out of the water, these fish mostly consume plumbers.
Cheep Cheep
This celebrity was the Lord of the Stars
and Savior of the Mushroom Kingdom.
Chris Pratt
Dungeon Meshi understands what I want in a ship, which is why these two have dubious resurrection blood rituals, a dose of monstrosity, and the canonical power of love.
Falin and Marcille
After the tragic death of this character, King Mickey clenches his fist and darkly murmurs “they’ll pay for this…”
Goofy
Rogue One (Movie)
Star Wars
Orange/Red in nature, with yellow dorsal fins and whiskers. Commonly found swimming up waterfalls to become sea snakes.
Magikarp
Not only will he be a survivor of a cubed world, but he has also been a robot that does not shut his trap.
Jack Black
The number one most popular ship on Tumblr this year involved a yassified triangle and a guy apparently named after a university.
Bill Cipher & Stanford Pines
The most famous quote from Heavy Rain is probably this name which, due to a glitch, the protagonist can shout over and over in the game’s climactic sequence.
(shouted) SHAUN
Better Call Saul (TV show)
Breaking Bad
Long, eel like, with a hammerhead shaped cranium. Glows a transparent blue. this fish is an apex predator in a fully oceanic world
Ghost Leviathan
He voiced the edgiest hedgehog in the recent Sonic film and acted as one of DC Comics' occult detectives.
Keanu Reeves
This hospital drama duo’s antics include drugging each other, pretending to get engaged (for the bit), moving in together, checking up on each others’ exes, and ultimately running away together.
House and Wilson
Iconic lines from this Zelda game include “Squaddah-lah, we are off!“ “I will make your face the greatest in Koridai,” and “MY BOY.”
Link: The Faces of Evil (CDI)
Persona (Video Game Series)
Shin Megami Tensei
A particular moorish idol fish, thin with black, white, and yellow stripes. Long scar along the face. Continues to speak about shark bait.
Gill (Finding Nemo)
Has played a perceptive yellow rat as well the Merc With a Mouth.
Ryan Reynolds
Anne Rice’s extraordinarily litigious attitude towards fanworks couldn’t keep these undead disaster gays off the list.
Louis de Pointe du Lac & Lestat de Lioncourt
What is a man?
A miserable little pile of secrets.
Apex Legends (Video Game)
Titanfall
Must be caught in the spring, in a lake, and during the rain. Only available once a farmer has fully mastered their fishing skills.
The Legend
This man has range: he dubbed both an old animated heron and was the most recent Batman.
Robert Pattinson
“None House with left grief,” says an edgelord narrator who’s semi-possessing the body of her necromancer in this messy sci-fantasy situationship.
Harrowhark Nonagesimus and Gideon Nav