Dayron/Taroshi
R U smarter than a 5th grader ;)
USMLE STEP 3
Fun/Riddles/Jokes
Dayron/Taroshi
100

Where did Dayron meet Taroshi? 

A) Pickle Ball ;) 

B) Ice Cream Meet 

C) Island Tour 

D) First day of school 

B) Ice Cream Meet 

100
Name all 5 oceans in the world! 
  1. Pacific Ocean – The largest and deepest ocean.
  2. Atlantic Ocean – The second-largest ocean, between the Americas and Europe/Africa.
  3. Indian Ocean – Located between Africa, Asia, and Australia.
  4. Southern Ocean – Surrounds Antarctica.
  5. Arctic Ocean – The smallest and coldest ocean, near the North Pole.


100

How many essential amino acids are there?

20

100

Why dont skeletons fight each other? 

Because they dont have guts! 

100

What is Dayrons favorite flavored juice? 

A) Very Berry

B) Macho Mango

C) Creamy Banana 

D) Juicy Guava :) 

C) Creamy Banana ;) 

200

Where does Taroshi love singing? 

A) In the living room 

B) While cooking 

C) With Dayron in the backyard ;) 

D) In the shower 

D) In the Shower 

200

As of 2005, how many planets were there?

9

200

RBC goes into hypotonic solution, what happens?

lysis

200

What do you call a group of people with heart rates below 60? 

The "Brady" bunch 

200

What is Taroshi's favorite color? 

A) Bloody Red

B) Forest Green 

C) Clementine orange 

D) Both B and C :) 

B) Forest Green 

300

Where is Dayron's favortie spot to study in the house? 

A) In his room ;) 

B) On the counter

C) Left side of the couch

D) Right side of the couch 

D) right spot of the couch 

300

Tell me the quadratic formula


300

identify this micrograph?


SER

300

Who is the fastest professor to lecture at RUSM

kachow


300

What state is Dayron and Taroshi from? 

A) Florida 

B) California 

C) Minnesota 

D) Utah ;) 

B) CALIfornia 

400

What is Taroshi's favorite beverage and food from the square? 

A) Thai Curry from Fresco with a sparkling water ;)

B) Chicken Bacon Ranch Pizza with a coke from Pitta 

C) Chicken sandwich with fries with a coke from Taco and Tequila 

D) Fried chicken from Dragon House with a coke from Dragon House  

A) A) Thai Curry from Fresco with a sparkling water

400

A 3.14 year old cylinder named Circumference presents to the ER room with no remarkable health issues. Before coming in, he had a slice of "pie." Cylinder has achondroplasia and a short stature. He is 2 feet tall and has a midsagittal to lateral length of 2 feet. Find the volume of Cylinder

V=πr2h

25.13 cubic feet

π = pi

400

Give the steps of biopsy? 

hint: 5 total steps; first lecture of ffm1

1. 10% formaldehyde

2. Dehydration with alcohol

3. Clearing with xylene

4. Imbed with paraffin wax

5. Use microtome to cut into thin slices

400

What is Taroshi and Dayron's house number and neighborhood? 

A) 25Seagrapes

B) 26 Seagrapes 

C) 27 Seagrapes ;) 

D) 28 Seagrapes 

D) 28 Seagrapes 

400

Whats Dayrons favorite hobby? 

A) Drawing 

B) Running

C) Rock Climbing

D) Pickle Ball ;) 

C) Rock Climbing 

500

What is Dayron's and Taroshi's favorite activity together? 

A) Singing 

B) Sunset walks 

C) Pickle Ball 

D) Studying 

E) Going out to eat ;) 

E) Going out to eat 

500

Recite as much as you can for the Preamble

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

500

What disease is known for a defect in the UDP-NAcGlcN phosphotransferase

Pseudo-Hurler Disease

500

What goes up and never comes down? 

your age 

500

Whats Taroshi main sport? 

A) Volleyball 

B) Pickleball ;) 

C) Basketball 

D) Soccer 

E) GYM 

F) All the above ;) 

C) Basketball