Just reedls
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Egg
Why do buses stop at bus stops?
Because they can't sit
How many months in a year have 28 days?
All 12- there are at 28 days in each months
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"Time is money"
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Ice cream and Coca-Cola
Without fingers I point, without arms I strike, without feet I run. What am I?
Clock
What did the triangle say to the circle when it met it?
Get out of here
The boy looks the photo and says, "I have no brothers or the man in the photo is my father son's. Who's in the photo?
He's on his own
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"To rub salt into the wound"
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The ice bears
I'm lighter than a feather, yet the strongest man can't hold me for more than 5 minutes. What am l?
Breathe
What happens if you cross a cangro and elephant?
Big pots to appear all over Australia
The grandmother has 2 granddaughters, and each of them has one brother. Have many grandchildren does Grandma have?
3: Two granddaughters and one common brother
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"Go against the flow"
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Lazy sushi
I have cities, but no houses, I have mountains but no trees, I have water, but no fish. What am I?
Map
What does zero say to eight?
You tightened your belt too much
5 birds were sitting on a tree. The hunter fired, and 1 bird fell. How much is left?
0- the rest flew away from fright.
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"All that glitters is not gold"
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Balo bayano
We hurt without moving. We poison without touching. We bear the truth and the lies. We are not to be outsize. What are we?
Words
Why do fish swim in salt water?
Because the pepper would make they sneeze
The father has 3 sons: Sev, Lev... and who is the third?
The third is "Who"
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"Still waters run depp"
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Hwache