Objection! Sports Edition
This sport is a lot like mock trial: you wear a uniform, follow a script, and cry in the locker room when the judge makes a bad call.
What is football?
Elle Woods got into Harvard Law with a pink résumé and a video essay—meanwhile, we can barely get into the courtroom without arguing over who brought the exhibits.
What is Legally Blonde?
This essential body fluid is often mentioned by expert witnesses and mock trial teammates who pretend they know how DNA works.
What is blood?
This fast-food chain famously tells customers to "Have it your way," which is exactly how we’d like to handle every objection.
What is Burger King?
This team member can recite their direct examination verbatim, but somehow always forgets where they put their trial binder.
Who is Gunnar
In this sport, people run in circles for hours, which is basically what we do when the judge says, “Counsel, move on.
What is track and field?
In this series, a crisis management queen handles political chaos in designer coats—basically what our team captain does when someone forgets their pretrial argument.
What is Scandal?
This is the science behind calculating how fast a car was going before it crashed—aka the part of the case where we all zone out until the cross.
What is accident reconstruction?
In 1929, this ingredient was removed from the formula of a famous soft drink, but not for the reason you'd think. - Daily Double
What is cocaine? (from Coca-Cola)
Known for their dramatic pauses and impeccable cross-examination style, this person can turn even the most mundane objection into a showstopper.
Who is Orly
This sport involves swinging wildly, missing most of the time, and praying for a miracle—just like our pre-trial objections.
What is baseball?
This classic legal drama taught us that yelling “You can’t handle the truth!” is not an appropriate way to impeach a witness. --- Daily Double
What is A Few Good Men?
This branch of science is supposed to help determine time of death—not to be confused with the time we lost the judge because our timeline was “too vague.”
What is forensic pathology?
This vegetable was the first to be grown in space, and it’s still a popular side dish in courtrooms for its "down-to-earth" qualities.
What is a potato?
This person’s courtroom attire is always on point, but they also somehow manage to keep track of every piece of evidence, no matter how chaotic the case gets.
Who is Brekeese
This sport is supposed to be about teamwork and coordination—which is ironic, considering how we played it barefoot and mostly just yelled “Mine!” while diving into the sand.
What is volleyball?
This Netflix show features a blind lawyer who fights crime by night—a bit like us, pulling all-nighters to write crosses and still showing up in a suit the next day.
What is Daredevil?
This type of analysis looks at bullets and casings—perfect for when your expert wants to sound cool but ends up talking about striations for 20 minutes.
What is ballistics?
This popular tropical fruit is known for its spiky exterior and sweet interior, and it may just be the "exhibit A" in a heated fruit debate.
What is pineapple?
Known for their quick thinking, this person is always ready with an objection, whether it's in the courtroom or during casual conversation.
Who is George
In this sport, athletes get penalized for fighting—but in mock trial, it’s encouraged, as long as you say “respectfully.”
What is hockey?
In this legal series, lawyers wear designer suits and never seem to do any legal research—truly, the most unrealistic part of lawsuits.
What is Suits?
This brainy field explains what happens inside your skull, especially when an expert says words like “subarachnoid hemorrhage” and we all smile like we understand.
What is neurology?
This beverage was the first food to undergo freeze-drying, which might just be the only way to preserve our sanity during finals week.
What is coffee?
This person can turn any mock trial testimony into a Netflix-worthy drama—complete with plot twists and unexpected revelations. -- Daily Double
Who is Jed