Shelbs 101
Oskaloosa, Iowa
The coworker Shelby has a crush on
Jerry
Shelby has played over 4000 hours of this game
The Sims 4
Shelby's caffeine source of choice
Alani
Shelby's dad gave her this unfortunate nickname
Smellby
Shelby spent two years at SDSU majoring in this subject before dropping out
political science
4
Shelby watched this TV show to completion over 5 times
That 70s Show
Shelby's elementary school hyper fixation
Little House on the Prairie
The vehicle Shelby drove to high school
1994 White Chevy cargo van
The number of siblings Shelby has
4
Shelby was supposed to pick up a man for a "date" one evening. Upon seeing him walk out of his apartment, Shelby did this
Turned around and drove home
In middle school, Shelby wrote three wattpad fanfics for this franchise
Twilight
Our friend Shelbs likes a man in uniform. Which of the following has she NOT had at minimum a talking stage with? (Paramedic, Police, Firefighter, Military)
Paramedic (though that remains to be seen)
Shelby played this instrument in marching band
Trombone
Fall asleep
Shelby interned on this campaign during the 2020 Democratic primary election (TW-embarrassing)
Elizabeth Warren
The #1 artist on Shelby's 2025 Spotify Wrapped
the 1975
Shelby thinks this restaurant has the best chicken wings of all time
Dominos
This is the name Shelby's high school friend group gave themselves
The Flapjacks
Whenever downtown, Shelby says this
"I want to see someone scandalous tonight"
Shelby once fell asleep at this major theme park
Magic Kingdom (sitting on the curb in front of splash mountain)
Shelby made a fan account for this youtuber in 8th grade
Weston Koury (SinjinDrowning)
Mustache
In high school, Shelby joined a discord ARG where her and others posed as this class of animals, making cryptic posts and conspiracies to scare people
birds