twilight
*singing voice* XADEN RIORSOOOOON
books on my shelf (various)
games of hunger and thrones
stupidity (various)
100

what crime do i personally hate on edward for a lot?

breaking and entering

100

which character is "more than four inches over six feet" tall, has epic magic tattoos, and pitch black eyes with gold sparkles in them? 

Xaddy Xaden Riorson
100

what is my least favorite book of all time which I hate with the burning passion of a thousand suns. also was a meme for luke and garrett in their senior year of high school english class

The Stranger by Albert Camus

100

what is (objectively) the best kingdom in Westeros

DOOOOOORNE

100

where is Blorbo from?

my shows

200

who canonically fell in love with a baby no less than five minutes after she was born?

jacob the werewolf

200

name either character whose name is just like a description of some aspect of dragon riding but slightly different

Ridoc (ride-oc) / Violet Sorrengail (Soaring Gale)

200

which popular Romantasy book am I currently writing a scathing takedown parody of?

A Court of Thorns and Roses

200

what struggle has Jon Snow endured, and I must endure him enduring bc I do not understand--

THE STRUGGLE OF MANHOOD™

200

which character is literally me

Battinson/The Batman (2022)

300

who is a proud confederate soldier, with bragging rights of having been "the youngest major in the texas calvalry?"

Jasper Hale (booo)

300

which character shares a name with a very famous Fleetwood Mac song?

Rhiannon

300

name any of my favorite books that are not The Hunger Games

Vicious, Six of Crows, The Host, The Illuminae Files

300

what is Rancerous Stark's real name

Rickon Stark

300

this character is one of my favs and represents a smart long-term financial decision

sephi(roth IRA)

400

"YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER--"

"--THE LOCH NESS MONSTER????"

400

what guarantees a character will die in the hit 2021 novel Fourth Wing

having a normal name (Jack, Liam, etc.)

400

in what location -- which we have all been to -- are children kidnapped by the evil fairy court in the niche and vague 2003 book series The Modern Faerie Tales?

Delicious Orchards™

400

what is the type of wood that Effie Trinket is aghast Kantiss Everdeen stabbed with a knife en route to the Capitol, and that Garrett specifically hates with a passion

that is MAHOGANY!!!

400

name any website my viral posts from tumblr have been crossposted to (to my great dismay)

Facebook, iFunny, Twitter, Pinterest, Youtube(shorts), Reddit

500
what day was Edward and Bella's daughter Renesmee born?

nine eleven.

500

which previously popular book is Violet Sorrengail, the protagonist of Fourth Wing, a complete rip-off of the main character of?

Red Queen (they both have long brown hair that fades into silver, purple theming, and lightning powers. are you telling me fourth wing is unoriginal???/111 :OOO)

500
how many pages into The Bay of Kings am I (give or take 5 pages)

105

500

what phrase served as a massive clue to the true nature of the 75th Hunger Games arena, and also was the title of a very popular song in the Recession Pop era

tick tock

500

name anything someone has said me drinking sounds like

a sink drain, slurp juice, minecraft drinking noise