Summer Nostalgia
A red, white, and blue, three-flavored popsicle, typically with cherry, lime, and blue raspberry flavors
Rocket Pop
Hello. It's me. Apu from Kwik-E-Mart!
I was walking about town this morning looking for my usual breakfast squishy. All of a sudden a karmic realignment occurred. Have I incorrectly chosen the wrong week to stop sniffing the contact adhesive!?!
Seven Eleven
Originally performed by the king of pop himself in 1988, this song received a rock/metal adaptation by Alien Ant Farm in the 3rd millenia
Smooth Criminal
A brand of irregularly shaped caramel disk with a confectionery chocolate coating of cocoa and vegetable oil
Milk Dud
A spherical device used to catch and store pocket monsters
Pokeball
A feeling of melancholy or depression during the summer months or the title of a popular song by Lana Del Rey.
Summertime Sadness
You say you're afraid to love again because of prior loss, betrayal, and infidelity? Spoiler alert: these things don't exist here! No other fast-food chain dares to offer baked potatoes because they require a full hour of 375' heat. That's called commitment. And trust.
Wendy's
Originally performed by British pop rock band Busted, in January 2003, this song later popularized by the Jonas Brothers pondered a time far in the future
Year 3000
This was the key plot device in the movie Citizen Kane
Rosebud
A small, pliable, and typically round object designed to be squeezed in the hand to relieve muscle tension or improve grip strength
Stress Ball
These two films released on the same weekend in July 2023, merging names and doing numbers at the box office
Barbie and Oppenheimer
Who/what/where/why is this "Ingvar Kamprad Elmtaryd Agunnaryd" anyway?
Ikea
Written by the American singer-songwriters June Carter and Merle Kilgore, this song which describes being burned, and the flames rising, as the person continues falling was later popularized in 1963 by country singer Johnny Cash
Ring of Fire
Raised by elves, this character travels to New York to find his human father and spread Christmas cheer
Buddy
Small metal balls shot across a sloping board which score points by striking various targets
Pinballs
An American brand of recreational water gun that uses manually-pressurized air to shoot water with greater power, range, and accuracy than conventional squirt pistols.
Super Soaker
YOU CALL THAT AN ONION? THIS IS AN ONION!
Outback
Originally recorded in 2004 by Tori Alamaze, former backing vocalist for the hip hop duo OutKast, this song later gained greater success with the American burlesque dance troupe, the PussyCat Dolls as the first single on their debut album
Don't Cha
An estimate of income and expenditure for a set period of time
Budget
A spherical device typically manufactured out of felted wool used as an alternative to fabric softener, reducing static electricity or softening clothing
Dryer Ball
These dueling songs of the summer in 2012 were equally famous but in completely different languages
Call Me Maybe and Gangnam Style
Whether the cilantro pizza, white bean hummus, or wasabi trail mix... 85% of the crazy-good products you didn't come here to buy are store-brand
Trader Joe's
Originally recorded by Big Mama Thornton on August 13, 1952, this song, which expresses a woman's rejection of a man, was later popularized by Elvis Presley
Hound Dog
A religion inspired by the protagonist of the Coen Brothers' 1998 film The Big Lebowski and a sixth century Chinese philosophy
Dudeism
A small plastic sphere floated on top of a reservoir for environmental reasons, including to slow evaporation and prevent sunlight from causing reactions among chemical compounds present in the water.
Shade Ball