I Might Kill My Ex
This ex-boyfriend famously told Hannah that he threw eggs at cop cars in high school and was proud of it
Jay
Abby's bedhead was so bad as a child that this was her nickname
Fuzzy Head
In what place did Abby say "It's so gross" only to later say "oh my god, it's so pretty here?"
Time Square
This is Abby's favorite Disney Princess
Rapunzel
This bridesmaid once followed a guy around a Holocaust museum (how romantic)
Ashlee
This ex-boyfriend of Abby's once thought it would be funny to tase her
Lorenzo
Abby had an obsession with over 20 of these kind of popular childhood toys that came with a video game, also called toy-to-life video game
Webkinz
Abby lost this valuable item about two weeks before she graduated, making her a known subject at the bars
Her ID
Malibu
This bridesmaid once thought fresh oil and chips meant they were selling fish down the road
Hannah
This instrument was what Abby's high school bf played which later got him into the Blue Band (only for him to drop out to smoke pot).
Trumpet
Abby could only stop crying to this children's show, known for its musical elements and brightly colored actors
The Wiggles!
Reckless driving (BONUS: "I was reaching for a snack because diabetes runs in my family and my blood sugar was low...or something like that)
This is who Abby thinks Rory should have ended up with in Gilmore Girls
Jess
This bridesmaid once crashed a bachelor party
Kelly
This hookup once broke Abby's toe. What country is he from?
Kenya
Abby famously had two baby blankets as a child. One was named "dumb-dumb blankie" and the other one was this.
Favie blankie
Abby once drove past a Catholic church and said my friend is one of those (Blank), mistakingly calling Catholics this
Catho-letics
This was the job Abby wanted as a kid
Veterinarian
This bridesmaid eerily thinks the Conjuring is a comfort movie
Katie
The summer before Abby moved to North Carolina, she started telling our parents she had a friend in the city so she could hook up with a soccer player from this country.
Spain
Abby once pooped in this object in our driveway as a child.
Basketball hoop
What kind of cosmetological technique did Abby do to Hannah in front of a Dora television
Cut her some ugly bangs (coconut-head lookalike)
This was Abby's favorite Jonas brother
Nick
This bridesmaid has the same middle name as the bride
Anna