Sunday Morning in an African Home
This day of the week often starts with loud gospel music and the smell of stew.
sunday
When you are talking to your parents like normal people. they will respond with "Am I____?"
“Am I your mate?
when someone is being too extra girls will say
You couldn’t go to sleep without doing this — even if you were tired.
washing the dishes
Before church, your parents might shout this if you’re still in bed at 8 a.m.: “_____ ”
I'll LEAVE YOU
“When you get to your own house, you can do what?”
you can do whatever you want
You really attempted something bold or foolish.
“You tried it.”
For some reason, your parents would ask you to do this when visitors were coming over, even though they would never enter this place.
Clean your room
Name one common household chore you’re forced to do before breakfast on Sunday.
ironing
If your parent says, “Keep crying, I’ll give you something to cry about,” what does that mean?
stop crying
You messed up something simple.
“You had one job.”
your heart would drop when you were younger and you had to show your parents this paper from school
report card
If your mom says “You better iron your clothes before church,” what’s she really saying about appearance?
youre a hoodlum
after getting brutally beaten, your mom will come into your room and ask you this
are you hungry / (come get dinner)
this world was used to opress us but now when someone acting crazy we say it
"N*gga?"
When guests came over, you suddenly became this kind of worker.
slave
After church, this traditional family gathering often turns into both a feast and a mini family meeting. What is it?
presbyterian meeting
your parents will scream at you 3 times and not respond when you come down they ask you this
Go and bring me the remote
your brother in christ is caught staring at women way too often one can say hes?
Thrsty
a broom, a belt, a wooden spoon, and a clothing hanger can be used as another tool commonly used for?
beating children