Bert sayings
It’s everyone’s favorite day _____ ___?
Trash Night/ recycling
Wizards of Waverly Place spell to tie someone up?
Soap on a rope soap fell off a rope rope fell out of my hand rope tie up that man.
In look at all those chickens what was the actual animal?
Ducks
Am I the a**hole for begging my mom to wake up in the morning because I’m hungry? I always do it very nicely with lots of kisses or replacing her pillow with my hands. I just want a bite to eat before I run the neighborhood with my friends.
Sailor
Tell us about your perfect date
That's a tough one. I'd have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket
This phrase means the food was good.
Much too good for puppies.
What move do all Disney singers do?
Dis knees
What are those?
Those are my chanclas
Am I the a**hole for finishing my wife’s food when clearly she never wanted it?
Captain
How’d you know he was gay?
I was getting a drink at the water fountain and he said don’t stomp those last season parada shoes at me sweetheart
You can’t move to Colorado with a reason why…
-full of liberals
-can live in back yard
-sailors miserable
- it snows
-no Disney etc.
Funky hat song lyrics
Whats this what’s that a crazy funky junkie hat overslept hair is slightly trying to look like Kira knightly we’ve been there we’ve done that I see right through your funky hat.
Song that usually plays by a graph?
Look at this graph nickel back
Am I the a**hole for copying a French accent so bad I can’t say hamburger?
Jacques Clouseau
Or
Peter Sellers
In pink panther
In mean girls when Karen met Katy what did she ask?
If your from Africa why are you white?
Favorite request from Dorothy lane market?
Pot pie soup
Where was Princess Meena Paroom from?
Cory in the house character from Bahamia
Kid mispronounces a complicated word in a school setting
Iridocyclitis
Am I the a** hole for inviting myself into my friends house after I knock? They always tell me to get out that I don’t live there so I do but before I go I trash the place a little.
T-Bone
Who said love is like an onion the more layers you peel the more it stinks?
Ed from ed Edd and eddy
This always follows “wait wait… you said you work tomorrow” or “what are you eating”?
Take (insert animals name here) with you. Here put some weenies in that.
1998 CGI presentation of robots with family values?
Rolie polie olie
Proper way to leave an awkward conversation
Alright imma head out
Am I the a**hole? I’m a handsome man who has multiple ladies. I only holler at them when I want a free meal. Sometimes just for attention at night. They started to catch on so my women invited more men to my house to make me jealous? Am I the bad guy?
Powerline
Predict the weather in family guy?
IT GONNN RAINNNN! ⛈️