How You Remind Me ... NICKelback
This Nickelback song asked us all to look at a photograph, as though the band had just discovered both memories and printing technology.
What is Photograph?
This person tastes food and wine together for a living, which sounds suspiciously like someone turned "date night" into a profession.
What is a sommelier?
This 2005 song promised luxury, fame, and "a bathroom I can play baseball in," which remains one of rock's most aggressively specific status symbols.
What is Rockstar?
This professional listens to people snore in a lab and turns it into medical data, somehow making "watching strangers sleep" a legitimate career and not a prison sentence.
What is a sleep technician?
(polysomnographic technologist)
Chad Kroeger and his brother Mike are from this middle of nowhere Alberta city, which Nickelback fans may consider sacred ground.
What is Hanna, AB?
This person gets paid to name paint colours, nail polish hades, and menu items ... which is how society ended up with things like "Moonlit Taupe" and "Tuscan Sunset Chicken."
What is a copywriter?
Chad Kroeger once married this Canadian pop star, creating a union that absolutely nobody had on their bingo card.
Who is Avril Lavigne?
This professional creates smells for perfumes, candles, and luxury products, meaning their entire career is based on having a more useful nose than the rest of us.
What is a perfumer?
Nickelback's name came from Mike Kroeger's time working at this coffee chain, where "here's your nickel back" became unexpectedly career-defining.
What is Starbucks?
This specialist studies handwriting, signatures, and documents, basically making them Sherlock Holmes for suspicious penmanship.
What is a graphologist?
(or forensic document examiner)