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This organelle, known as the “powerhouse of the cell,” produces energy for living organisms.

What is the mitochondrion.

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This three‑digit number determines how trustworthy you are to lenders and can affect everything from loans to apartment applications.

What is a credit score.

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This person spends their days handling a variety of heated, handcrafted requests from people who insist their order must be exactly right

Who is Cindy.


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This person splits their time between guiding others through their daily learning challenges and stepping in wherever they’re needed, all while steadily working toward a higher academic goal.

Who is Mattie.

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This pet is known for having a strong preference for white, bunny‑like mammals — especially ones resembling Kuromi and Hello Kitty.

Who is Baobao.

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This imaginary line divides the Earth into the Northern and Southern Hemispheres.

What is the Equator.

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This is the form employees receive each January that lists their yearly wages and tax withholdings.

What is a W‑2.

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This person spends their days building invisible structures that quietly keep everything running, even though most people will never see the work happening behind the scenes.

Who is Brianne.

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This person spends their workdays surrounded by an endless array of tiny, colorful tools meant to transform faces, while guiding people through choices they didn’t know they needed help making.

Who is Nadine.

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This pet is known for getting the royal treatment from other felines and has hoes in other area codes.

Who is Tommy?

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This part of speech describes an action, like “run,” “jump,” or “think.”


What is a verb.

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This is the fixed amount you pay at the doctor’s office before your insurance covers the rest.

What is a copay.

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This person spends long hours tending to people’s needs, often being the one who steps in during stressful or urgent moments

Who is Crystal.

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This person is currently perfecting the ancient art of having absolutely nowhere to be, mastering the skill of waking up whenever they feel like it, and treating every weekday like it’s a personal holiday.

Who is Ale.

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This pet loves going on hikes — but only if someone carries him for most of the journey.

Who is Jax?

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This U.S. document, signed in 1776, declared the colonies’ independence from Great Britain.

What is the Declaration of Independence.

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This type of account is used for everyday spending and usually comes with a debit card.

What is a checking account.

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This person works in a place where money moves and the people they help all belong to a very specific kind of organization.

Who is Andie.

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This person in the group is best known for his love of building LEGO sets and his obsession with all things Star Wars.

Who is Aaron.

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This pet had her “lady balls” snipped and is known for relaxing while watching Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

Who is Mini?

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This is the term for a number that can only be divided evenly by 1 and itself.

What is a prime number.

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This legal document outlines the terms of renting a property, including rent amount, duration, and tenant responsibilities.

What is a lease agreement

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This person spends their days examining the movement and makeup of a certain essential but often‑ignored substance, helping a massive region stay healthy without most people ever realizing the work being done.

Who is Karina.

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This person spends their workdays sorting through endless stacks of official documents, quietly keeping a uniformed organization running by making sure every piece of paper ends up exactly where it belongs.

Who is Manda.