(very) easy riddles
David’s father has 3 sons. Snap, Cradle, and ______?
David
What kind of goose fights with snakes?
A mongoose
What happens when a frogs car is parked in the wrong spot?
It gets TOAD
I have a heart that never beats, I have a home, but I never sleep. I can take a man's house and build another, And I love to play games with my many brothers. I am a king among fools. Who am I?
The King of Hearts in a deck of cards
Johnny's dad had told Johnny that if he could get an A+ on his final exam, he could get any ice cream flavor he wanted plus a pizza. When the day for the final exam came, the professor said, "There are three questions on this exam. You will have one hour to answer them all and no more. Anyone caught taking any longer or cheating will get an automatic F." When Johnny received the paper, he read the first question. As he read it, he realized the exam was no piece of cake so he worked as hard as he could. When he finally finished question one, he checked the clock. There was only 5 minutes left! At this rate, he wouldn't be able to finish in time. As Johnny looked around, he saw that there were hundreds of students and figured that he could get away with a few extra minutes, so he worked away past the hour mark. As Johnny went to turn in his paper, the professor stopped him. "Young man," the professor said sternly. "I saw you keep working long after the 1-hour mark. You were caught cheating and will get an F." Thinking quickly, Johnny replied, "Do you know who I am?" The professor stoically responded, "I neither know or care who you are. You need to learn respect and discipline." "Good." said Johnny and he ran away. When the day for the exam scores to be announced came, Johnny received an A+. How?
When the professor confirmed Johnny's anonymity (the professor didn't know who he was), Johnny quickly slipped his exam paper into the pile of exams and ran off, so the professor wouldn't know which exam paper deserved an F.
What is more useful when broken?
An egg
What question can someone ask all day long, always get completely different answers, and yet all the answers could be correct?
"What time is it?"
I never asked questions but always get answered. What am I?
A doorbell
A horse was tied to a rope 5 meters long and the horses food was 15 meters away from the horse. How did the horse reach the food?
The rope wasn't tied to anything so he could reach the food.
What bird can lift heavyweights?
A crane
I have a thousand needles but I do not sew. What am I?
A porcupine
If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you haven't got me. What am I?
A secret
What time does a tennis player wake up?
Ten-ish
A farmer has twenty sheep, ten pigs, and ten cows. If we call the pigs cows, how many cows will he have?
10 cows because we can call the pigs cows, but it doesn't make them cows
What is found in every corner and two in every room?
The letter O
Why doesn't 6 like 7?
7, 8, 9 (seven ate nine)
Look in my face, I am somebody; look in my back and I am nobody. What am I?
A mirror
Sometimes I am born in silence, Other times, no. I am unseen, But I make my presence known. In time, I fade without a trace. I harm no one, but I am unpopular with all. What am I?
A fart
A farmer has twenty sheep, ten pigs, and ten cows. If we call the pigs cows, how many cows will he have?
Only 10 because pig cows are not cows
What is it that given one, you’ll have either two or more, or none at all?
A choice
There is a one-story house. The floors are red, the bedroom is orange, and lastly the bathroom is yellow. What color are the stairs?
There are no stairs!
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
A footprint
There is an ancient invention, still used in some parts of the world today, that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
A window
What did Sir Lancelot wear to bed?
A knight gown
Nobody has ever walked this way. Which way is it?
The milky way