Chemistry
General Education
Bulacan
Jokes
100

The center of the atom is a cluster of positively charged particles and neutral charged particles.

Nucleus

100

The largest organ in the human body

Skin

100

The hero of Tirad Pass

Gregorio del Pilar

100

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a _____ 

day off

200

If an atom contains 11 protons and 12 neutrons, its atomic number will be:
a) 1
b) 11
c) 12
d) 23

11

200

The painting is also known as La Gioconda

Mona Lisa

200

The birthplace of the First Constitutional Democracy in Asia.

Barasoain Church

200

What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?  

Maybee

300

This element has a symbol Ag

a) gold

b) silver

c) bronze

d) copper

Silver (argentum, old name for silver)

300

The name of Harry Potter's pet owl

Hedwig

300

He was born in San Miguel, Bulacan. He composed the melody of UP Naming Mahal in 1917. He was more popularly known for his kundiman songs such as Bituing Marikit, Nasaan ka Irog, and Mutya ng Pasig.

Nicanor Abelardo

300

The other day I tried to make a chemistry joke, but got no ______ 

reaction

400

A substance that has a pH lower than 7 would be considered as ____

Acid

400

Mammal that has no vocal cords

Giraffe

400

He was born in Bigaa, Bulacan in 1788. His great love for Maria Asuncion Rivera was challenged by an influential man who used his wealth to get him imprisoned. There he wrote his masterpiece. 

Francisco Balagtas

400

It's better to love a short girl than not ____

aT all

500

The cohesion of water is caused by:
a) ionic bonds
b) covalent bonds
c) hydrogen bonds
d) vaporization

hydrogen bonds 

500

An animal that has 9 brains and 3 hearts

Octopus

500

He was born in Malolos, Bulacan. A national artist who designed the Bonifacio Monument or Monumento in Caloocan and the Oblation in UP Diliman.

Guillermo Tolentino

500

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?  

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