Mr. Jones
This is Mr. Jones's favorite reading of the school year
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
This early English reading talked about a great warrior of the same name
Beowulf
We were off for this many school days due to inclement weather
7
This is Mr. Jones's middle name
Pearce
This is the year that World War II started
1938
This is how many siblings Mr. Jones has
Two (Sister and brother)
We spent the most time from the book on this reading
Hamlet
This was the number of times we lost power this year
None
These are grades will Mr. Jones (probably) teach next year
12th, 10th, 9th
This is the largest mammal on earth
Blue whale
This is how old Mr. Jones is
32
This reading unnerved quite a few students because of its suggestion of using poor babies as food
A Modest Proposal
This is the month when Mr. Jones changed his room layout
January
This is what Mr. Jones thought he wanted to do when he first went to college
Become a lawyer
This musician was a prodigy and wrote his first symphony when he was just 8 years old
This is Mr. Jones's star sign
This reading was the focus of our first reading check
A Modest Proposal
This is how long it's been since Mr. Jones was forced under threat of violence to shave his beard
About 3 weeks (I did it on April 15th)
This is Mr. Jones's order when he goes to Lighthouse Coffee
Medium Iced Lighthouse, sugar free, half flavor, with oat milk
This is the equation that denotes the equivalence between mass, light, and speed
e=mc^2
Mr. Jones has a scar on this finger
This reading has to do with the death of a (maybe) mythological king
Le Morte d'Arthur
Mr. Jones has missed this many days this school year due to illness or other plans
5
This is the number Mr. Jones is thinking of right this moment
42
This is one of the proteins that makes up DNA