By The Dickens Its Christmas
"They are Want and Ignorance"
Who is the Ghost of Christmas Present?
It's not just a decorative holiday plant. This Christmas drink consists of orange liqueur, cherry juice, and champagne.
What is a "Pointsettia"?
Hurry down the chimney tonight? Neither Eartha Kitt or Madonna could redeem this boozer.
What is "Santa Baby"?
In the Czech Republic families hide this on Christmas so elves wont sweep it away.
What is a broom?
Not happy in his work. This misguided elf preferred drilling teeth to making toys
Who is Hermey?
"Mankind was my business!"
Who is Jacob Marley?
English Christmas Punch. Usually known by it's other more famous name.
What is "Wassail"?
Mama might meet Jesus tonight. Proper footwear is essential according to this sugary ballad.
What is "The Christmas Shoes"?
One liked it hot. One liked it cold. These two brothers just couldn't get along.
Who are Heat Miser and Cold Miser?
30,000 words and six weeks
What is "How long it is and how long it took Dickens to write A Christmas Carol"?
Think about it. Add some cinnamon and clove to create this and you'll feel warmer already.
What is "Mulled Wine"?
Keep grandma away from the eggnog. She might not have to ever listen to this tragic tale.
What is "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer"?
"I hate toys and they hate me." This grouchy mayor of Sombertown couldn't stop Kris Kringle.
Who is Burgermeister Meisterburger?
"It's only once a year, sir . . . It shall not be repeated. I was making rather merry yesterday, sir"
Who is Bob Cratchitt?
No, it's not a cat trying to catch a mouse. This milk punch is built in the glass and served warm.
What is a "Tom and Jerry"?
You forgot a gift? You don't know what to do? The fella in this song was definitely not living la vida loca.
What is "Ay Ay Ay It' Christmas"?
Who is Frosty the Snowman?
Albert Finney, Patrick Stewart, George C Scott
Who is Ebeneezer Scrooge?
Whiskey and eggs together. In the same glass.
What is "Eggnog"?
For some, all they want is to never hear this glossy pop Christmas song ever again.
What is "All I Want For Christmas Is You"?
It's Finger Lickin Good. Families in Japan line up at Christmas for this taste of Americana.
What is Kentucky Fried Chicken?
"Gold and Silver! Silver and Gold!"
Who is Yukon Cornelius?