The Dark Side of the Moon
Are You Smarter than a UT Junior?
CS Majors don't touch grass
CS Majors don't like Business
Double Standards (i.e. the roasting category)
200

Accomplices in this Jeopardy, Shriya's Frisco friends, Soumika, and this roommate (not to be confused with the other Shriya), helped me make some clues!

Who is Rithika? (but fr, it would've been impossible without her help lol)

200

There are no testimonials in this Jeopardy, but I'm sure Shriya's students for this class would say that she's a wonderful TA, even if she feels that sometimes she's not built for TAing?

What is Data Structures/CS 314H?

200

No, Shriya technically doesn't touch grass during her 5-times-a-week practices with this charming dance org.

What is Texas Mohini?

200

The obvious rivalry, it's Shriya vs. this professor again, as Shriya still stands to lose more participation points for excessive in-class distractions. 

Who is Dr. Bagchi!?

200

Courtesy of this Apple feature, Shriya can promptly ignore your texts and phone calls, but God forbid if you don't respond to her within seconds because you had the same feature enabled at night!

What is Do not Disturb (DND)?

400

Before entering the obligatory K-pop phase in high school, Shriya was a Believer of this American pop band.

What is Imagine Dragons?

400

"Good afternoon ... the stars of our show, the Class of 2022, my name is Shriya Danam, and I am honored to be standing here today as our class's valedictorian," for Frisco's Rangers.

What is Lone Star High School?

Btw, Clements is Rangers too >:(

400

I guess it's hard to touch a lot of grass when you're doing SWE for this "Bay Area brown uncle" [BABU] company like Shriya this past summer.

Where is Nutanix?

400

Maybe this professor's favorite TEDx talk was Shriya's 4-minute discussion about baking cookies, though something tells me that cookies weren't what made that section his favorite class.

Who is Dr. Pryor (dp)?

400

So it's okay for us to go to this restaurant on regular Monday evenings, but if Shriya is free from dance on Monday and we aren't going for trivia, oh boy, watch out!

What is the Pizza Press?

600

Don't get this question wrong, or Shriya won't soon forget it: Shriya was born in this city, just about 20 years ago.

Where is New York City [Queens]?

600

Surely this high school club would have no bearing on Shriya's decision to pursue the namesake minor here at UT and wake up for an early 9:30 AM class!

What is the Robotics Club?

600

Sometimes near pair programming project deadlines, Shriya's partner slept in and was inaccessible. In those cases, it was worthwhile to try to play this blaring music as it has proven an effective alarm clock!

What is "A Sea Symphony"?

600

Often a popular GamePigeon game anyways, this game was frequently on display during Lyceum guest lectures, and somehow it was always Hemant with the stacked +4's....

What is Crazy Eights?

600

Only Shriya can complain about people playing this videogame on the Nintendo Switch seriously (when she loses) and then complaining about people not playing it seriously (when she wins). What are you supposed to do then, Shriya?

What is Mario Kart?

800

Shriya's main high school claim to fame is that she made it to a post on this Instagram account, for her superb motor skills behind the wheel!

What is the Bad Parking Instagram (idk what the actual tag is)?

800

Courtesy of her project on internment camps during WW2, Shriya willingly attended an event held by the daughter of this Japanese American civil rights activist who protested Executive Order 9066 in the US Supreme Court.

Who was Fred Korematsu?

800

According to her OOP assignment, Shriya chose to major in Computer Science "because it is a perfect mix of [these] two core values" that she looks for in both her career and her algorithmic designs.

What are problem-solving and creativity (you forgot to mention salary, Shriya)?

800

Girl math! If Shriya has money preloaded into an app and orders something off that app, it's free! Except ... it's not. Firms must recognize this type of performance obligation liability until Shriya spends her money on something.

What is deferred revenue?

800

You're not allowed to be afraid of these frequent apartment visitors, only Shriya can! It's fortunate that Inspire is more closed than the penultimate floor of Union on 24th, so passersby don't have to keep killing those creatures for Shriya.

What are cockroches/generally any bug...?

1000

Shriya's interests in astronomy weren't just at NASA; she spent a month in high school researching (and presenting) about these 1-dimensional objects that are applicable in black holes and astronomy.

What are strings/string theory?

1000

Until the pandemic hit, Shriya was a part of her high school AcDec, studying this topic in her sophomore year, though she may not have realized how applicable the topic would become.

What was "In Sickness and in Health: An Exploration of Illness and Wellness"?

1000

True to her roots, Shriya did not touch grass on her birthday in freshman year. Instead, the poor girl was wearing a hoodie in a photo with Jasmine by this famous GDC structure.

What is "Circle with Towers"? (the weird obelisk thingy at the entrance with rocks)

1000

Rumor has it that Shriya has spent hours on this "dating app designed to be deleted" but, as a true non-business major, refuses to pay monthly subscriptions for their freemium models. She'll just try to force someone else to get the app so she can make their profile 😐

What is Hinge?

1000

This is not a question, just a roast, because I can't think of ways to phrase it, so a free $1000!

Shriya insists that she doesn't need to go back home because we're so close to Thanksgiving anyways, yet she wonders why other people are going home during Diwali.