Sales Ops Graveyard
This productivity tool, hated most by Sales Reps, has been researched on many occassions but has yet to be implemented.
According to Joey, this is the last letter of the English alphabet.
This re-org, also known as a Super-continent, brought together GSU
This is the number of stickers on Joey's iconic blue water bottle.
Commonly offered under the HBW vertical, this service always leaves others questioning Joey's age.
This skilled Sales position, meant to help with the early stages of the sales cycle, has never made its way out of the Pilot phase
Not to be confused with what millions of people fill out during March Maddness, this form of punctuation is known as 'Parenthesis' to the common person.
What are "brackets"?
This two-week re-org (yes, we said 'two-week') changed the way we think about Food & Drink Business Development.
This is the number of injuries Joey has sustained playing basketball while an employee at Groupon.
These animated pictures or movie snippets often present too much of a challenge for Joey to use properly in his email correspondence.
Not to be confused with the term used in mountain climbing nomenclature, this tool met is unfortunate demise in early 2018, causing Lauren Futris to spiral down into a state of deep depression.... thanks to Joey.
Joey pronounces the gHarmony initiative like this and thinks it's hilarious... which it is not.
This re-org, unifying BD & MD under one sales leader, had many names including 'Galaxy', 'Raptors', and 'Dream'.
This is the number of Groupon offices that Joey has opened outside of Chicago
Joey was often ridiculed for wearing this collared, preppy article of clothing featuring obscenely large embroidered logos.
This former Sales Ops employee started his first day at Groupon backwards... most notably his sweater.
Joey refers to his out of office time as this.
This re-org was a special punishment for Ashley after Joey left the Sales Ops organization temporarily.
This is the number of Groupon employee weddings Joey has attended to-date while an employee at the same company.
The acronym "OG" stands for this commonly used phrase, which Joey probably still does not know.
This Sales Ops originator built is Sales kingdom a mere few months before his departure.
Joey has coined this word to describe a tool mentality on the sales floor (but it has yet to make it's way into the Merriam-Webster dictionary).
This is Joey's northstar metric, in terms of rep activity.
After he was unable to arm wrestle due to a wrist injury "sustained in a basketball game", Joey was defeated in this activity at the Street Fest by Andrew Thalhimer.