Nursery Rhyme Mishaps
Why couldn't the 3 kittens have any pie?
What is they lost their mittens.
Babies are born without this part of the leg.
What is the kneecap.
This dedicated dog-owner searched her bare cupboard for a bone to give to her starving canine.
Who is Old Mother Hubbard.
A baby cow.
What is the calf.
Who are the butcher, the baker and the candlestick maker.
All the Kings horses and men couldn't help this fellow out.
Who is Humpty Dumpty
First sense a baby develops.
What is hearing.
What is an old man who snores in danger of when it rains?
What is bumping his head on his bed.
A chair has two pair of these.
What are legs.
What athletic qualities did Jack possess to enable him to jump over the candlestick?
What is nimble and quick.
Quite mean with a knife, this person chopped the tails off three blind mice.
Who is the farmer's wife.
Most born in this month.
What is September.
Who is the old women who lived in a shoe.
A cute type of macaroni.
What is an elbow.
This girl was a bit of an arachnophobiac.
Who is Little Miss Muffet.
Careless and Clueless, this shepherdess lost her flock.
Who is Little Bo Peep.
Babies are born with this many bones.
What is 300.
Which elderly member of royalty called for his fiddlers three?
Who is Old King Cole.
A comb has a lot of these.
What are teeth.
This fellow is fond of pumpkins and found them to be a good place to put his wife.
Who is Peter.