Batman
What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
A clock!
You bought me for dinner but never eat me. What am I?
Cutlery!
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in one thousand years?
The letter M!
Mary has four daughters, and each of her daughters has a brother — how many children does Mary have?
Five!
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg!
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge!
Why do lions eat raw meat?
Because they never learned to cook
Bobby throws a ball as hard as he can. It comes back to him, even though nothing and nobody touches it. How?
He threw it right up!
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old, what am I?
A candle // A pencil
What has a neck but no head?
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom!
What goes up the chimney when down, but cannot go down the chimney when up?
Smoke!
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle and…?
David!
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
C!
What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?
Your Name
I do not have wings, but I can fly. I don’t have eyes, but I will cry! What am I?
A cloud!