PETS
This dog lived with two families up and down the Boulevard.
Who was Sully?
this Blue Devil became a Blue Hen, student and school
Who is Katie Demasi at Univ of Delaware?
I would swap empty for full cigarette packs from this person
Who is Marie Demasi?
(would also accept anyone who smokes)
We toilet papered Jon Ricardo's car regularly on Friday nights
Who are Ed and Stacy?
I had the Westfield FD come to get my child out of the washing machine.
Who is Shawn Heron?
Ethel Mertz's best friend's bark is worse then her bite.
Who is Lucy Ricardo?
Although my school sounds like an 80's movie, I did not get a Day Off.
Who is Kyle Heron at Ferris University?
I dragged these holiday decorations across the York's lawn when leaving one night
What are Orange Halloween lights?
Two good Samaritans kidnapped a dog thinking it was Bear
Who is Dude and Josh?
We are the knuckleheads that stole the Mustang from the Poz's garage during the block party.
Who are Josh and Tim?
This wire eating long ear hopped up and down the Boulevard
Who is Frosty?
Eli, Big Mike, Steph and Austin enjoyed time at this southern university.
What is Ole' Miss?
Dude left this on my fence regularly on Friday nights
What is a Twisted tea bottle?
Walking home from Oktoberfest, I ended up in Garwood
Who is Maryjane Cummings?
I forked the Glynn's front lawn for Kathy's 50th
Who is Dana Rolleri?
The York's fish Kissy retired here.
What is Lun Wah fish pond?
Samantha (who is scared shitless of seagulls), had her brother ironically attend this university whose mascot was Sammy Seagull
What is a Salisbury?
Feeling a weird rumbly in my tumbly, I destroyed this piece of furniture.
(100pt bonus for method of destruction)
What is a brand new white couch?
The name the crossing guard referred to our children as, going to school
Who are the terrorists?
Ray Kostyack's nickname.
(Will accept multiple answers)
Who is Slopsink?
(Snaggletooth, Man-o-lantern)
This Poz's Teddy bear hamster was no friend to Gumby
Who was Pokey?
This school's mascot, Duke, is this bride to be's alma mater.
What is James Madison Univ?
I answered the door au' natural in nothing but a wife beater after this event
What is Oktoberfest 2015?
(any year acceptable)
I inadvertently told the Decker children there was no Santa.
(100pt bonus for location)
Who is Debra Posluszny @ Dunkin' Donuts?
For Halloween, I wore a household item around my neck
(+100pts bonus to name the household item)
Dude, a clock