Where in the Butts?
The staff of Southside Daycare refer to the Walmart on Chestnut Ridge Rd. in Elyria as the Dirty this Walmart.
What is b-u-t-t?
In 1954, this Cleveland man opened a craft store with his name, which grew into a chain. However, this chain closed in 2019.
Who was Pat Catan?
When we pulled up the OCCRRA page, the abbreviation "OA" came up, which the Aurora yinzers probably thought stood for this.
What is Ohio?
"RIGGED WITCH HUNT!" refers to Trump saying there was no collusion with this country in the 2016 election.
What is Russia?
From 87, turning down here gets you to the Salvage.
What is Lake Ave.?
These two communities in rural Lorain County are often made fun of by the staff.
What are Grafton and Lagrange?
At this store's Fairlawn, Ohio location, the line is always long.
What is Joann Fabrics?
When a kid "did #2" on the playground, Vicki had to get this out to clean it.
What is bleach?
In Dubuque in this state, Trump mocked Asian negotiators by yelling, "WE WANT DEAL!"
What is Iowa?
What are X's?
When processing receipts from Pat Catan's craft store's, Quiana yelled that she couldn't reimburse Al for a purchase because "DIS AIN'T" from this location of Pat Catan's...
What is Bedford?
In the web sitcom "Aunt Mary Pat," Aunt Mary Pat said that she went to this East Coast craft store chain for one roll of ribbon, but it took an hour due to someone rummaging through her purse for $20.
What is AC Moore(s)?
Vicki: "If y'all need some supplies that y'all can't get on y'all's own, it will take me" this long "to get 'em for y'all."
What is 2 weeks?
Trump's idea for the immigration situation was a moat at the US-Mexico border with these 2 animals in it.
What are snakes and alligators?
This was tampered with dog food and glass shards.
What is kitty litter?
Ever since marrying Primo, Al has been reluctant to go back to his hometown, in this state.
What is Kentucky?
This store does not use bar codes, believing them to be the work of the devil.
What is Hobby Lobby?
Some lesson plan books used in Aurora can be called this- a phrase referring to a stereotype of a teacher from Wickliffe, Ohio.
What is Aunt Pat?
In the Conan O'Brien skit, "Obama vs. Trump," Trump said that he would have won the popular vote if it wasn't for college-educated women, people of color and this state.
What is California?
These 2 forms of payment are not accepted by the Salvage...
What are money orders and 2nd party checks?
Palmer thought there were two of these countries in Southeast Asia, but, since 1976, there has been only one.
What is Vietnam?
This craft store chain's Mentor, Ohio, location has rude employees.
What is Michaels?
Hand print these were made in Aurora for the 4th of July...
What are US flags?
Trump denied using this to tamper with a weather map of Alabama after he made a mistake about Hurricane Dorian's path.
What is a Sharpie?
There is no sign saying whether or not the Salvage takes these.
What are coupons?