If two’s company and three’s a crowd, what are four and five?
9
Many have heard it, but nobody has ever seen it. It will not speak back until spoken to. What is it?
An echo
What's the same size as an elephant but doesn't weigh anything?
An elephants shadow
What can you keep after giving it to someone
Your Word
If there are four apples and you take away three, how many do you have?
You took three apples so obviously you have three.
What did the scientist say when he found 2 atoms of helium?
HeHe
Why do good bowlers play so slowly?
They have time to spare
What has to be broken before it can be used
an egg
22-1+7=?
10
When the son of the water returns to the parent, it dies. What is it?
There are 31 horses on a cliff, first they jump into the air, then they come down and stop, then they stand still.
Why do they do this?
Gravity
What has a tail and a head but no body
A coin
I add five to nine, and get two. The answer is correct, but how?
When it is 9am, add 5 hours to it and you will get 2pm.
What is the center of gravity?
The letter V
Imagine you are in a dark room. How do you get out?
Stop imagining
What is a musical pickle
A piccolo
23 – 3 × (8 – 6) =
17
What is black when you buy it, red when you use it and gray when you throw it away?
Charcoal
How do you know if Santa is really a werewolf?
He has Santa Claws
You throw away the outside, eat the inside, then throw away the inside. What is it?
Corn on a cob