Holidays that should not exist
This holiday should not exist because it is literally celebrating the devil.
Halloween
You know who you're talking to when you hear them say: NOW THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE
Phil Swift
These Batteries are used for Watches
Watch Batteries
This Queen song gives off the vibe that you have won
We are the Champions
This sport is underrated because they think all you have to do is roll a ball down a lane.
Bowling
This holiday should not exist because its literally pointless... but it made a great movie
Groundhog day
You know who you're talking to when you hear them say: I'm Batman
Batman
These Batteries are used for Wii Remotes
AA Batteries
This song by Craig Morgan describes the life of a son 3rd generation farmer who had been married 10 years to the father daughter. He also has 2 boys in the county 4H and he's a lifetime member of the FFA.
International Harvester
This sport is underrated because it uses brooms
curling
This holiday should not exist because it celebrates a irrelevant part of the United States
Kansas Day
You know who you're talking to when you hear them say: It's gonna be HUGE
President Donald J. Trump
These Batteries are used for Cars
This Billy Joel song describes a man playing that piano at a totally alcohol free location.
Piano Man
This sport is underrated because you sit and play video games
E sports
This holiday should not exist because its pretty much all about wearing green and drinking a lot of root beer.
St Patrick Day
You know who you're talking to when you hear them say: Ka-chow
Lightning McQueen
These Batteries are used for iPhones
Lithium Ion Batteries
This Run- DMC song expresses difficulty
It's tricky
This sport is underrated because people think its boring that only old retired people play it
Golf
This holiday should not exist because trees don't need to be celebrated
Arbor day
You know who you're talking to when you hear them say: Just one more thing
Steve Jobs
These Batteries are used for my TV remote
AAA Batteries
America would be at a loss without this Miley Cyrus song
Party in the USA
This sport is underrated because it's just soccer on a table with little men on poles hitting the ball
Foosball