Level 1
You are a runner in a marathon. Just before crossing the finish line, you overtake the person in second place. In what place did you finish?
Second
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea!
A man is looking at a photograph of someone. His friend asks who it is. The man replies, “Brothers and sisters, I have none. But that man’s father is my father’s son.” Who was in the photograph?
The man's son
I am as big as an elephant, but I don’t have weight. What am I?
The elephant’s shadow
How do oceans greet each other?
They wave!
What goes up but never comes down?
Joseph and Lena are found dead on the floor with some water around. The windows are open and a strong wind draft is blowing the curtains around. How did they die?
They are goldfishes. The wind tipped their bowl over.
Name four days of the week that start with the letter “t”
Tuesday, Thursday, today, and tomorrow.
What two keys can't open any door?
Monkey and Donkey
Where does afternoon come before morning in the world?
The dictionary
A man pushes his car to a hotel and tells the owner that he is bankrupt. Why?
He is playing Monopoly
What travels around the world staying in the same corner?
A stamp
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner
Imagine you are in a room with no doors or windows. The room is flooding. How do you get out?
Stop imagining
How is Europe like a frying pan?
Because it has Greece at the bottom
Joe forgot his password! But he remembered that his password only contained letters in lower case and numbers. He also wrote this on his notebook while he was setting up his password to help him remember it: “You force heaven to be empty”. What is Joe’s password?
u472bmt
What two words contain thousands of letters?
Post office
I have teeth but I can’t eat. Why?
Because I am a comb
A boat is full of people but there isn’t a single person on board. Why?
Everyone on the boat is married
What is so special about the number 8,549,176,320?
The digits are arranged in alphabetical order