Turkey
My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes..
What is "I told them I couldn't quit COLD TURKEY!"
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
What is "PILGRIMS"
What key won't open any door?
What is a TURKEY
What sound does a turkey's phone make?
WING WING....WING WING
Why should't you look at a turkey dressing?
What is BECAUSE IT WILL MAKE HIM BLUSH
A large turkey is called a gobbler what do you call a small one?
What is a "GOBBLER"
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
What is PLYMOUTH ROCK
What kind of weather does a turkey like?
What is "FOUL WEATHER!!!"
What is the most musical part of the turkey
What is the DRUMSTICKS
What is THEY ALL HAVE KEYS
What does Thanksgiving hive in common with Halloween?
What is "GOBBLE-INS!"
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a ghost?
What is a POULTRYGEIST!!!!
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What is THE TURKEY TROT
What is a turkey's favorite dessert?
What is PEACH GOBBLER!
What do turkeys like to do on a sunny day?
What is HAVE PECK-NICS
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
What is "they suspected FOUL PLAY!!!!
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
What is "to prove he wasn't a chicken"
Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving
The TURKEY because he's already stuffed
What sound does a limping turkey make?
What is WOBBLE, WOBBLE
Why do turkeys lay eggs?
What is BECAUSE IF THEY DROPPED THEM, THEY WOULD BREAK
If your great grandmother saw you making boxed mashed potatoes
What is SHE WOULD TURN OVER IN HER GRAVY!!!!
What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
What is "he got the stuffing knocked out of him!!!"
Why should you never set the turkey next to the dessert?
What is "because he will GOBBLE, GOBBLE IT UP!
Fruit comes from a fruit tree, so where does a turkey come from?
What is POUL-TREE
What are you going to do for Thanksgiving
What is EAT, DRINK, AND BE MERRY.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING