ELMS
It must be tiring working in this office. They never get a break and they're never done.
What is the Office of Continuous Improvement?
This benefit provides your surviving spouse a lump sum equal to 50% of your salary plus ~$33,000 and it costs you nothing.
What is the FERS Basic Employee Death Benefit?
It's no trick, he presided over the creation of EPA, as well as the landmark CAA of 1970 and CWA of 1972.
Who is Richard M. Nixon?
If you're contributing less than this, you're leaving "free money" on the table.
What is 5% of your salary?
Really cool machines, but please don't buy one for your spouse!
What is a Peloton?
This information-packed heart to heart clocks in at a cool 53 seconds
What is Henry Darwin's initial ELMS Fireside Chat?
1 percent (or 1.1 percent) of your high-3 average salary for each year of service
What is the formula for your FERS Basic Annuity?
Many Federal employees hoped for change when they received the goose egg for salary increases 3 years in a row during his administration.
Who is Barrack H. Obama?
When the national debt approaches the debt ceiling, Treasury sends this "gaunt-returning" fund IOUs instead of cash.
What is the G fund?
With a little duct tape and this fruit you can earn yourself $120,000.
What is a banana?
Just a meeting where you stand up in the hallway.
What is a huddle?
If you hate paying taxes make sure you max out your contribution to this benefit program.
What is the Flexible Spending Account?
Despite the apocalyptic political bluster, the 2nd largest EPA budget ever occurred while he was President.
Who is Donald J. Trump?
This "forgotten" fund has only has 3 small down years in the last 30.
What is the F Fund?
I'm sure he was "all electric" when a jury found him not liable for defamation last week.
Who is Elon Musk?
Colorful expression for saying something is late.
What is below the red line?
You may be able pay less for this benefit on the open market. But be careful, open seasons are rare.
What is FEGLI?
Over the last 40 years, Federal employees received the highest average annual salary increases under his administration.
Who is George H.W. Bush?
This "instable" fund has a 10 year compound return that is roughly half of the the domestic stock funds.
What is the I Fund?
Proves good memes come in small packages.
Who is Baby Yoda?
This is the dumbest part of ELMS. Elementary school teachers could put their bulletin board skills to use.
What is a Huddle Board?
This benefit may be coming our way thanks to the Space Force!
What is paid parental-leave?
Under his "slick" administration, EPA staff levels reached its peak at 18,110.
Who is Bill Clinton?
If you're less than 50 park most of your TSP money in these two "champion,superlative" funds
What are the C and S funds?
These 1970s "shining stars" were one of this year's Kennedy Center honorees.
Who are Earth, Wind, and Fire?