Sticks and Stones
Suffered an unsightly leg injury after attempting to climb a particularly steep section of the Niagara Escarpment with a foolhardy co-conspirator.
Who is Brier?
Vocal about her distaste for complex board games, this rebound is most commonly known for weaponizing her breasts during intercourse.
Who is Rebecca?
During the annual Saltfleet Band tour of local elementary schools, this tardy guitarist failed to catch the tour bus as it pulled away from the Gatestone parking lot. Left behind, guitar case in hand and hair billowing in the winter wind, he was promptly subjected the to jeers and laughter of his fellow bandmates as the bus was forced to turn around to retrieve him.
Who is Sean?
A noise complaint from a nosy neighbor may have been avoided if this happy camper hadn't thought to teach everyone a new drinking game when there were *gasp* cHilDreN nEarBY.
Who is Hailey?
In a desperate bid to dodge an incoming Dodge Ram, this stunt driver gunned her ATV out of harms way, cleared the ditch, and careened into a tree.
Who is Sarah?
This high school fling had a soft spot for guys with unconventional hairstyles and unmatched fashion sense.
Who is Eryn?
Once starred as the Gabriella to Mason Micevski's Troy in a performance that was met with audible gasps in reaction to an onstage kiss.
Who is Tara?
Things heated up in more ways than one when she arrived at dinnertime bearing a hit chili recipe.
Who is Laura?
As time drew short and darkness began to close in, two unlucky adventurers were separated from their friends when they fell several feet into a pit with no way out. While one was sacrificed for the greater good, this hero lived to fight another day.
Who is Isaac?
A talented artist whose online video series features a voice that will give you goosebumps, if you're into that sort of thing.
Who is Cassie Lepp?
The leader of a rowdy gang of vicious spitballers in the fourth grade. Caused a crackdown on straws, and stigmatized the chewing of paper.
Who is Andrew?
After rigorous scientific testing via pushing him into the lake and ignoring his protests, researchers concluded that he could probably float if he just tried harder.
Who is Dyln?
When a winter-time stick fight went awry, this so-called "Doctor" was able to provide first-rate first aid to a casualty. It was all fun and games until somebody lost an eye...
Who is Jake?
In an escapade reminiscent of the most cliché Netflix Original Rom-Coms, this enterprising high school senior brought two (2) dates to prom simultaneously, and somehow managed to keep them from finding out about each other.
Who is Julia?
On a hockey team with two goalies, he was the one who didn't cry when he let in a goal. Which is good, because if he did that, he would have cried quite a bit.
Who is Jeremy?
The serene echoes of distant trains were a constant point of contention for this locomotive-phobic camper.
Who is Corey?
A late night golf-kiosk raider who treated a serious hand injury with the only suitable materials available at the time - a (thankfully unused) tampon.
Who is Connor "The Colonel" Sandford?
Overconfident, overweight, and suspected to be living deep in the closet are qualities that easily come to mind when one thinks of this person's most notable ex.
Who is Sarah?
For a tenth-grade English assignment that required students to draw their own album covers, this creative thinker submitted an album titled Rough Around the Edges, featuring, for some reason, a hand drawn can of beans on an empty background.
Who is Jake?
Christmas time came early one year when this summertime Santa Clause found himself providing everyone at the table with gifts that kept on giving whilst also trying to shoot them in the back.
Who is Sean?