Class Memes
Is Kiki a boy or a girl
Boy
What is the most common reason students call asleep in class?
Their body temperature becomes too warm
What does "Procrastination" mean?
To ignore something you need to do. Wait until later to do something.
Why did Max fail his first quarter at Highline?
Didn't do two homework assignments
What is the most common College Major?
Business
When is the worst time to do homework?
Just before class/Just after class
How many animal Christmas sweaters does Max have?
Four (Sharks, Polar Bears, Reindeer, Llamas)
What percentage of students drop out after their first year of college?
30%
What is the most common punishment for plagiarism (first offense).
Fail all classes for the semester
What was Max going to study in college before he decided to go to Japan?
American Sign Language
What is the average cost of just Textbooks per college year?
$1200
Which is more important - attending every class or completing all assignments
Typically Classwork (Unless attendance is mandatory)
What special reward do students get for graduating with high attendance?
Purikura with Max
What is the average amount of debt an American student will have for 4-years of college?
$35,000-$40,000
Study/Party/Sleep - which is 1st, 2nd, and 3rd important
Sleep more than you study. Study more than you party. Party as much as possible.