Easy
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner
It has a long neck, a name of a bird, feeds on cargo of ships, it's not alive. What is it?
A crane.
What question can you never say yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
What invention let's you see straight through a wall?
Windows.
What can fill a room but it takes up no space?
Light.
You can see it every day, but cannot touch it at will. What is it?
The ski.
What can you keep after giving it to someone?
Your word.
A dog is tied to a piece of rope that is 6m long, how can he reach the bone that is 7m away?
The other end isn't tied to anything.
Where does today come before yesterday?
The dictionary.
I have lakes with no water, mountains with no stone and cities with no buildings. What am I?
A map.
What kind of goise fight with snakes?
A mongoose.
When they are caught, they are thrown away. When they excape, you itch all day. What are they?
Fleas.
The more there is, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness.
What is light as a feather, yet the strongest man can't hold me for five minutes. What am I?
You breath.
I turn once, what is out will not get in. I turn again, what is in will not get out. What am I?
A key.
What can you catch but never throw?
A cold.
I follow you every time and capt your every move, but you can't touch me or catch me. What am I?
Your shadow.
David's parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the name of the third son.
David.
There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic vioolation. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing. Why
The taxi driver wasn't walking at the time, he was driving.
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?
An echo.
What is so fragile that saying it breaks it?
Silence.
People make me, save me, change me, raise me. What am I?
Money.
What get bigger when more is taken away?
A hole.
Your sitting down for breakfast and realize you have four bagels left. You know you'll run out in four days so you cut them in half. How many bagels do you have now?
4 bagles.
A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stopsign without stopping, he turned left when there was a "no turnbleft" sign, and he went past the wrong way on a one way- street, then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still- he didnt breack any traffic laws. Why not?
He was walking... not driving.