Allies
Raymond Rettig's actual first kiss.
Who is Edward Lockwood?
Noah Woodson's best friend from kindergarten.
Who is Caleb Joshua Wright?
An introverted former ally of Raymond & Noah that has a deep hatred for them.
Who is Alyssa Grace Hadley?
Musical artist known for "Neckst Up" and "Neckst Big Thing".
Who is Daddy Long Neck?
This teacher invented the term "el skepé".
Who is Victor Richter?
This man is short, blonde, and lives in White Oak.
Who is Keegan Walter Wustrack?
Jackson Hattersley's best friend.
Who is Alexa Jones?
An anti-hero figure that has constant arguments with Raymond Rettig.
Who is Don Keith Fox?
The genius behind the lyrics, "Let's get high-gh-gh, Tonight-ht-ht, Gelato got me flyin' in the sky-y-y".
Who is Patrick Wallace?
This famed individual's son's username is @jack_dowling11
Who is Jon Dowling?
Member of the new pentagon with impressive calves.
Who is Eli Wildt?
This junior once received the participation award for cross country.
Who is Andrew Jump?
This senior had lemonade poured on them during an encounter with Ed and Noah.
Who is Brice Jurevic?
Democratic presidential candidate & the son of Taiwanese immigrants.
Who is Andrew Yang?
This person is known as Hot Cheeto man by Raymond Rettig.
Who is Spencer Schoenung?
This person is known as falcon lord gaming on the internet.
Who is Adrian Cook Jr?
His number one goal is to become valedictorian, but he didn't declare drama.
Who is Raymond Justin Rettig?
President Trump stan that still lives with her parents.
Who is Fathead Jones?
This woman likes big boys, itty bitty boys, Mississippi boys, and inner city boys.
Who is Lizzo?
Celeste Roberson's competition over Raymond Rettig.
Who is Keira Petrocelli?
Raymond Rettig's friend and favorite painter.
Who is Molly Rahtz?
This person gave Noah the nickname, "Noah Dat Boi" in seventh grade.
Who is Jackson Hattersley?
Nihilistic opioid addict from down south.
Who is Maggie Miller?
Absolute queen and soprano currently studying at the Manhattan School of Music.
Who is Abigail Shapiro?
Other than blonde women, Andrew Jump specifically despises _____.
Who is Kiley McNally?