More than Emojis
I divide up sentences within a sentence.
What is a semicolon?
I carry one subject and one verb.
What is a simple sentence?
In Mexican I am your bro, but in English I'm your best friend.
What is an essay (ese)?
Though we hate when you give us assignments, we wish you would assign us this.
What are new seats? (or anything similar to assigned seats)
Who is Hamza Madyun?
You will see me end a sentence but not begin one.
What is a period?
Look at me closely. Two simple sentences can exist within me, but they must be divided correctly.
What is a compound sentence?
It's story time!
What is a narrative essay?
If you ask me, it's a day like any other day.
What is Q/A day?
Who is Sulaiman Syed?
I am a very possessive punctuation.
What is an apostrophe?
Santa Claus just filed for divorce.
What is an independent clause?
I'm the bell ringer that can never be detained.
What is/who are Universal?
Though it's a private act, I cannot go to the restroom alone?
Who are girls (or who are the eight grade girls)?
I didn't graduate college, didn't go to high school, nor attend a day of class, but they still honored me in punctuation.
What is an Oxford comma?
Guys celebrate me for the way I bring things together.
What is a conjunction?
I'm too stubborn to listen, but if I wasn't, you may use this.
What is a persuasive essay?
Ethos, Pathos, and Logos don't form a square.
What is the Triangle of Rhetoric?
We strove for perfection, but illness caused us rejection.
Who are the Boys Basketball Team?
When tired of commas, you may quickly use me to include a parenthetical without parenthesis.
What is a dash?
Part of me needs someone, part of me needs no one, and all of me is co...?
What is complex? (or what is a complex sentence?)
Though I don't expose your secrets, I say a lot more about you (or a topic) than people want to hear.
What is an expository essay?
You shouldn't drop it nor Air Drop it, but we need it due to lack of computer lab time.
What are the iPad Carts?
There is no house better than this house.
Who are/is Lulu?