jokes
what do you get when you cross love and war
heart attack
what do you get if you put a radio in the fridge
cool music
When is a doctor most annoyed?
When he is out of patients.
What did the tree wear to the pool?
Swim trunks!
gfti gat
gift tag
why is cindrella so bad at soccer
because she keeps running away from the ball
what do you call a cow with two legs
lean beef
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
when you are a mouse
Why was the broom late?
It overswept.
ofod
food
what do you call a deer with no eyes
no idear
why do we tell actors to break a leg
because every play has a cast
I can be cracked, I can be made. I can be told, I can be played. What am I?
A Joke!
What do you call cheese that belongs to someone else?
Nacho cheese!
esttoaop
potatoes
what animals open a door
mon key and don key
what do you get when your on fire are you are dirty
Which is the only way a leopard can change his spots?
By going from one spot to another.
What kind of nut has no shell?
doughnut
ranerribesc
carnberries
why do calendars love valentines day
because they always have dates
get it
what streets do ghost haunt
dead ends
What's a lifeguard's favorite game?
Pool.
Two blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left.
Why did the blondes go home?
Because they thought that disneyland actually left.
treweah
wether