THINGS BLACK MOM SAY
YOU CAN GET A WHOOPING IN A BLACKGRANDMOTHER'S HOUSE FOR DOING THIS
BLACK MAN
SITCOM THEME SONG
100

When you have food at the house but you just passed a McDonald's and your child ask that question.

What is do you have McDonalds money

100

When you are getting fussed at but you decide to say something underneath your breath

What is talking back

100

What Payment Black Men Hate to Pay

What Is Child Support

100

"I Pulled Up to The House About 7 or 8"

What Is Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

200

When Your Child Says " But my friend did it"

If Your Friend Jump Off A Bridge You Gone Jump To

200

When You Look In the Refrigerator for Something To Eat

What is Standing With the Refrigerator Door Opened 

200

 What is the least celebrated holiday in the black community.

What is Fathers Day.

200

"Keep your head up, what?
Keep your head up, that's right
Whenever this life get tough, you gotta fight
With my homegirls standing to my left and my right" 

What is Living Single

300

 When Your Child Call's You By Your First Name

I am Not One Of Your Friends

300

What is going outside multiple times within a few minutes


Running in and out the house.  

300

Well we're movin' on up  
To the east side
To a deluxe apartment in the sky.


What is The Jefferson

400

 What your mother say after giving you a whooping

Stop All That Crying Before I Give You Something To Cry About.

400

There's a place you've got to go for learning
all you want to know about the facts of life
the facts of life

 

What is The Facts of Life

500

 When your child thinks they are gronw

Oh You Smelling Yourself.