WHO SAID THAT?
Ralph Wiggum
In the episode The Canine Mutiny, what item is Moe trying to get back from The Repo Depot?
His barroom floor
Who wins the Nuclear Power Plant's worker of the week award in the opening act?
An inanimate carbon rod.
In the Treehouse of Horror episode The Shinning, what television event causes Homer's "urge to kill, rising"?
The Tony Awards
What's the name of Hank Scorpio's company in the episode You Only Move Twice?
Globex Corporation
"If only the sugar were as sweet as you, sir."
In the episode Homer Loves Flanders, what book does Moe read to the hobos at the homeless shelter?
Little Women
Whom does Homer regret not getting to meet at the mall?
Mr. T
What is the name of Skoey's boat from the McBain movies?
The Live-4-Ever
What body of water does Knightboat use to chase the Starfish poachers ?
Canal
"I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was, now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me."
Grandpa "Abe" Simpson.
What does Moe call a garage?
A car hole
Who helped James Taylor solve the ant problem at his vineyard?
Art Garfunkel
In the Lord of the Flies parody episode Das Bus, whom saves the children from the island?
Moe
In the episode Lemon of Troy, what do the Shelbyville kids drink to celebrate the banishing of the haunted lemon tree?
Turnip juice
"I didn't cry when me own father was hung for stealing a pig, but I'll cry now."
Groundskeeper Willie
In the episode Burns Heir, Burns reveals he's spying on everyone in Springfield with hidden cameras. What classic film do they find Moe re-enacting in his home?
Taxi Driver
Which holiday special beat NASA in the ratings?
A Connie Chung's Christmas.
In the episode Cape Feare, what town does the FBI relocate the Simpsons to?
Terror Lake
In the episode Bart Star, what caused Joe Namath's car to stall?
Vapor Lock
Jasper
In the episode Radioactive Man, Moe reveals that he used to be a child actor. What classic TV show was he on, and what was his character's name?
The Little Rascals; Smelly
What event does the spaceship literally crash (into) when it returns to earth?
News Reporters Convention
Rory Calhoun
What is the name of the ivory poacher in Bart Gets an Elephant?
Blackheart