Riddles
Why did they let the Turkey join the thanksgiving band
Because he had the drumsticks
George, Helen, and Steve are drinking coffee. Bert, Karen, and Dave are drinking soda. Using logic, is Elizabeth drinking coffee or soda?
Coffee
You answer me, although I never ask you questions.
What am I?
A phone
My mascots are Herbie Husker and Lil' Red
University of Nebraska-Lincoln
What runs all around the pasture but never moves
a fence
What type of music do rabbits listen to?
Hip hop
What did one math book say to the other math book?
Do you want to hear my problem
This is the only private institution in the SEC
Vanderbilt
What has a long neck, A name of a bird, Feeds on cargo of ships, It's not alive,
a crane
Can a man legally marry his widow's sister in the state of California?
No, he's dead
I am six letters. When you take one away I am twelve. What am I?
Dozens
It is the sixth-oldest Catholic and fourth-oldest Jesuit university in the United State.
Xavier University
shirt
I run in and out of town all day and night. What am I
a road
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
He Neverlands
Edward Morley determined the atomic weight of oxygen in this college's laboratory
Case Western Reserve University
What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters
Queue
Why does the teacher wear sunglasses when she comes to the class?
Her students are bright
If 5 cats catch 5 mice in 5 minutes, how long will it take one cat to catch a mouse?
5 minutes
This university was first founded as a medical college in 1834
Tulane University