"Andy"
Don’t indulge your sweet tooth too much with this treat or you’re bound to end up with a cavity
What is candy?
Somebody walks into a wall. Ouch!
What is, "there's a wall there".
Flag Day commemorates the adoption of the American Flag by the Second Continental Congress on this day in 1777
What is June, 14th?
This is the first thing that ever goes wrong at Itchy and Scratchy Land
What is the helicopter pilot says ‘possib-lie’
This is the newest, largest, most northerly territory of Canada
What is Nunavut?
Yankee Doodle was a bit of this
What is a dandy?
An item is missing a price tag. I guess you can leave your wallet at home
What is, "It must be free?"
A common nickname for the US flag is the “Stars and Stripes”. This is another, noting it’s prestige.
What is "Old Glory?"
A reference to when the president of the US vomited on the Prime Minister of Japan, this character declares he’ll “ruin you like a Japanese banquet.”
Who is George Bush
This Canadian city shares its name with a neighboring New York town.
What is Niagara Falls?
This spirit is derived from distilling wine
What is brandy?
You finish all the food on your plate and the server asks how the meal was. Hey, it couldn’t be all that bad.
What is, "I hated it?"
Flag Day was officially declared in 1916 by this president.
Who is Woodrow Wilson
One of Homer’s Nerd Friends in college is highly skeptical that he will be able to fit these parts of the periodic table on his hand for his final exam. Good luck!
What are all known lanthanides and actinides
You don’t need a leash for these doggy sounding easternmost Canadian provinces.
What are Newfoundland and Labrador
This adjective describes the climate of the game “Forbidden Desert” as well as a local Hut
What is Sandy?
Two strangers nearly bump into each other on the street. Tango anyone?
What is, "Want to dance?"
Though not historically accurate, she is the seamstress commonly associated with the creation of the first American Flag
Who is, "Betsy Ross?"
Mr. Burns is diagnosed with every disease. His doctor says he is still alive because these diseases are in perfect balance in his body, a syndrome he calls this
What is Three Stooges Syndrome?
This island is the largest island in Canada and the fifth largest island in the world
What is Baffin Island?
This notable American singer/songwriter scored several Disney/Pixar films including Toy Story and Monsters INC. (You’ve Got A Friend In Me but be warned I’m a bit of a rascal)
Who is Randy Newman?
Somebody returns because they forget something. Get a timer.
What is, "Well that was fast?"
The US Flag Code guides etiquette surrounding treatment of the flag. It’s rules include that the flag should not be flown upside down and that it should not be dipped to a person or thing. It also includes a rule that the flag should be allowed to fall freely, however this was famously exempted when the flag was supported by a bar when it was planted for this mission.
What is the Apollo Moon Landing?
Seen only in one episode when Burns declares he stands by his hiring practices, this character appears pulling around nuclear waste. Told to “Get back to work, Stewart!”, he is notable because of this feature
What is he is a duck?
This major river begins at the outflow of Lake Ontario and drains into the largest estuary in the world.
What is the St. Laurence River?